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office crush?

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Hi all, a new girl has started at work and we get on really well and are similar in a lot of ways, I have to admit, I am developing a bit of a crush but want to know if she feels the same, I will list some signs which make me feel she does and some which make me feel she doesn't

1. we have the same sense of humour and she is always laughing at my jokes so much so that she says I am distracting her from work (in a playful way) and is often crying with laughter.
2. She sits next to me (that is not her choice, she has to as that has always been her desk) and always turns to face me when talking to me, she is always smiling when she is talking to me and swings about on her chair.
3. she talks about dates she has been on and how bad they were, she also said recently that she is going on a date with a guy and said "he seems a bit weird"
4. she doesn't use Facebook much but has reactivated it since I mentioned that I am on Facebook same with a few more social media apps etc
5. she wasn't going to go to a work party but now has since changed her mind
6. we were discussing dating and she was giving me advice about what girls like and what she likes on a date
7. she mentioned that she worked with her ex before they got together (hinting that she is ok with dating colleagues)
8. when my other colleague mentions things about us getting together (normally a passing comment like, "you guys are made for each other" when we are fooling about) she either makes an awkward laugh or doesn't say anything. (this colleague often gives her a lift home as they live nearby, she is female)
9. when I mention things i.e. I said I was stubborn she often agrees or feels the same i.e.. yeah, i'm pretty stubborn too.

Signs she shows that make me think she doesn't feel the same:
1. when I on lunch she never comes into the canteen with me (there are others in the canteen when I am eating and we are normally talking), we lunch at different times (again, not a choice, it's the way the office works)
2. she talks about going on dates (as listed above)
3. My other colleague hasn't mentioned anything to me about asking her out etc when it is just me and her in the room and the colleague i like is out of the room (she gives her a lift home most nights)
4. she never actually touches me, although she sometimes hits me with paper in a jokey way (although she said she can't slap me yet as we havent been working together enough, in a joking way of course)



So thats about it, what are your opinions?
 
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There are no other options left....
The moment of truth is hanging above you like the Grim Reaper's big pointy thing that he cuts corn with.
Now is the time to unfurl your gigantic penis from its sheath and slap her across the face with it.
If she takes hold of it and sucks on it like a newborn baby would a mother's titties, you're in....
If she whacks it with a rolled up newspaper you're out.....
Grasp this moment of truth NOW!
 
There are no other options left....
The moment of truth is hanging above you like the Grim Reaper's big pointy thing that he cuts corn with.
Now is the time to unfurl your gigantic penis from its sheath and slap her across the face with it.
If she takes hold of it and sucks on it like a newborn baby would a mother's titties, you're in....
If she whacks it with a rolled up newspaper you're out.....
Grasp this moment of truth NOW!

ahahah and it's a scythe, it's called a scythe
 
Ah see, I knew how to pronounce it, but I couldn't punch a close enough spelling into google for it to correct me. So I went with a laboured description in the hope my ignorance wouldn't be called on. But you called me on it, and corrected me, and for that, I thank you :-) ;-)
 
How long has she been working there? I feel like this is pretty important in terms of asking her out on a date. You don't want to intimidate someone that has been working there for a week even though she may be friendly with you lol...

Very good point!

It does seem like there is a very good chance she's into you.
 
this sort of thing just has been happening with me and a coworker at a clothing store i work at. she is much younger than me but totally perfect in my mind. i wasnt sure if she was into me but starting to think she was after working together for about a month and a half and then finally we talked about it and she is really into me. this is great for me since i am in a halfway house and a recovering heroin and benzo abuser and she knows this but still likes me a lot.
 
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