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^ I want an even better one than that!

FPV
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I'm gonna drive and I'm gonna go fast and I'm gonna turn to the left sometimes! :D
 
Cars are fucking stupid. So is getting erect about them.

I notice a hybrid doesn't play into anybody's fantasies. Have fun driving your stupid cars through the desert they'll turn this world into.
 
We could mosh it out. Hugging is for hippies and I hate hippies more than anything. They don't shower, they reek of fucking incense, and their pseudoscientific new age bullshit makes anyone with environmental views look like a retard by association with those dreadlocked flea bags.

The bulldozers in the 80s should have run down the lot of them. Then we could have had both woodchips, and plenty of cat/dog food.
 
I couldn't find the stuff I want thread... so I'll just post here. I really like the looks of these Electra bikes (they're not electric, despite the name)

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They're not super expensive either. Some of them I could probably even afford!
 
Klue said:
4 Aussies in the top 50 posters this year. This post in TL. http://www.bluelight.ru/vb/showthread.php?p=8982826#post8982826

Bluelight is the 2,889th most popular website in Australia.
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I say this in all seriousness, and not to frighten any of you, BUT... if Australians don't become more active on Bluelight, in the very, very near future, we will be overtaken by Canada as the third highest source of views/activity on Bluelight.

Traditionally it has always been US, UK and Aus but our numbers and involvement have been slipping while Canada's has been increasing for some years.

How close is it?

For the first half of 2010
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[B]Country/Territory	Visits		Visits
[/B]United States		3,600,871	60.34% 		
United Kingdom		792,980 	13.29% 	
Australia		408,381 	6.84% 	
Canada			377,335 	6.32%
 
As long as it's not the kiwis, I don't mind. Canada's alright by me, ay!

I'm winning the reading thread and coming third in the drinking thread.
 
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Canadians are so polite. And I like to make them say 'what's all that aboot eh?' over and over.

In other news, I saw the she-midget at work today fully bolt for the elevator. I have never seen a midget run before. It led to some awkwardness because I arrived seconds after her with my comparitively giganto stride, and I knew I was about to burst into hysterical laughter, but I also knew if I left and took the stairs it would be really obvious that the only reason I left was because of her. As it is, she always manages to see my shocked expression when I spot her just before I cover it and she hates me for it.

That was the most difficult lift ride of my life. It took every fiber of my being not to laugh.

My friend Amy asked me why I didn't record her running on my iphone, but I was scared she would come out of my phone at night and steal my soul while I slept.

My life has such difficulties in it.. :\
 
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In other news, I saw the she-midget at work today fully bolt for the elevator. I have never seen a midget run before. It led to some awkwardness because I arrived seconds after her with my comparitively giganto stride, and I knew I was about to burst into hysterical laughter, but I also knew if I left and took the stairs it would be really obvious that the only reason I left was because of her.
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Lmao!
 
It must really fucking suck to have dwarfism. It's like the one disability that's still ok to make fun of for some reason.
 
Lol, Speaking of dwarfs, How funny was the dwarf fight in Jackass 3D?
 
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