So I decided to hit the bars last night for a bit. At one point in the night my girlfriend decided she wanted to stop in the place next door to where we were, so I told her I'd catch up to her in 15 minutes.
I finish my drink and then stumble over there. I walk in and I see her at the bar fondling some really hot chick's breasts. She calls me over, introduces me to the hottie and her boyfriend, ex-Bills player Reuben Brown. Neat.
We shot the shit for awhile, his girl showed us her clit piercing, I got to feel her new implants, and then we took a cab home(which I threw up in). I pity the fool that had to clean that mess up. Ha!