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So I decided to hit the bars last night for a bit. At one point in the night my girlfriend decided she wanted to stop in the place next door to where we were, so I told her I'd catch up to her in 15 minutes.

I finish my drink and then stumble over there. I walk in and I see her at the bar fondling some really hot chick's breasts. She calls me over, introduces me to the hottie and her boyfriend, ex-Bills player Reuben Brown. Neat.

We shot the shit for awhile, his girl showed us her clit piercing, I got to feel her new implants, and then we took a cab home(which I threw up in). I pity the fool that had to clean that mess up. Ha!
 
How jolly...

Man why didnt you puke OUT the window, try to help that cabbie out a bit?
 
Last time I got sick in cab on mushies I was throwing up out the window and the fair was like 5 bucks (it was friday and I didn't want to get arrested for punk in drublic.) I threw like a good wad of ones at him and he said, "Yo, this is way to much." so i took back like half he gave me more but I said keep a tip and I walked out into my apartment, nice guy... although I was missing like 15 bucks...
 
HEY DD! Take OFF-TOPIC shit to the OFF-TOPIC THREAD!

Annnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnd redirect!
 
fuckin snitches...

(and to any of you bitches that are gonna be rats...GET RID OF THE FUCKING MYSPACE PAGE FIRST SO WE CANT TYPE IN YOUR NAME AND FIND OUT INFO ABOUT YOU!!!)

oh wait, better yet, dont.
 
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Fucking bitch.

I just discovered the 'hydrocodone' I picked up are really just generic tylenol :(

stupid fuck I am for not looking at them sooner.
 
Where's the welcome Lacey thread?

I'd start it but I'm not a mod here. (You guys are slackin!)
You guys made a good choice. (And I'm not just saying that cause I recommended her for a mod spot either.)
 
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