Wait and hour, puke, we're good. Pretty fucking good. So we sit down, and talk for a bit, and we eventually get to the concept of Freeza, from DragonBall Z. I state, "Freeza is clearly the most evil villan in DBZ".
He asks, "How do you know that?" Keep in mind that I'm Robotripping hardcore, due to the synergystic effects.
I proceed to explain, "Well, Cell, while having individual thought and choice, was programmed to kill Goku at all costs. He was created to perform a truly evil action, although he didn't think it up himself...
"Majin Buu, everyone's favorite little pink puff, is similar to Cell, except he wasn't even created to have normal logic. He is the representation of pure emotive force and chaos, and has no option to even think of doing good. He is, in many ways, the exact opposite of Goku himself."
"Freeza, on the other hand, is just like you and me. He was born, he had parents, he grew up. He gained power and chose to be evil. He chose to take over and pirate bits of the galaxy. He chose to destroy all of the Saiyans out of a sense of ego. He chose to kill Krillin. He chose to attack Goku with every last bit of power he had, even power that Goku gave him. And he chose to exact revenge of Goku on Earth, which was his downfall. Freeza is evil because that's what he chose, and that's the worst of all"
And he goes, "So, don't be freeza?"
And I go, "uh, yeah, that's it. I'm taking my second pill now"