Let me tell you about the time I obtained an illicit substance in a small town in Switzerland, if you can guess which one you get bonus points or a cookie its your choice.
I decided during the middle of the day that I needed to become inebriated and I set off walking towards the train station because I have that those are the best areas to obtain drugs in any given city. People are always traveling through those areas and it works best for whatever, anyways on with the story.
I arrived at the train station about five minutes after leaving my hotel and saw group of people who looked like amiable participants of the trade. I walked up and used my best german what I said translates to, "Where is the drug at?" One of them got the idea and motioned for me to come follow. I followed him through half of the city and very near to where I happened to be staying and then he said in very clear and well spoken english, "So what is it you are looking for?" I was stunned and replied "Uhh smack."
We stood at the entrance to a store conversing and discussing amounts and I stated the fact that I was very surprised he spoke english. He said it would be 25 franks to obtain each gram (the swiss dont use euros. So far as I can remember they are called sueiss francs or swiss franks.) He led me into the store and waved to the shopkeep, we walked right past the guy into the back and into a room circled by couches. There was a table in the middle of the room and a few people nodding out or talking amongst each other.
I sat down handed my escort 50 francs and he handed me two plastic bags with a tan substance in them. We had previously discussed that it would be 10 francs to use the room to nod. I relaxed in the room and had a continous supply of heroin in this lovely small town hiking all over the town and surrounding hills. Being there was lovely nice and once i had been introduced it was like being part of an 'in' crowd you could go to that area anytime day or night it was glorious.
Anyways moral of the story if you happen to walk into a country that doesnt speak your language best way to go is to find someone who speaks your language and knows the area. Although I realize I got extremely lucky.
Thats my tale of obtaining an illicit substance in a small swiss town. Neat huh?
I decided during the middle of the day that I needed to become inebriated and I set off walking towards the train station because I have that those are the best areas to obtain drugs in any given city. People are always traveling through those areas and it works best for whatever, anyways on with the story.
I arrived at the train station about five minutes after leaving my hotel and saw group of people who looked like amiable participants of the trade. I walked up and used my best german what I said translates to, "Where is the drug at?" One of them got the idea and motioned for me to come follow. I followed him through half of the city and very near to where I happened to be staying and then he said in very clear and well spoken english, "So what is it you are looking for?" I was stunned and replied "Uhh smack."
We stood at the entrance to a store conversing and discussing amounts and I stated the fact that I was very surprised he spoke english. He said it would be 25 franks to obtain each gram (the swiss dont use euros. So far as I can remember they are called sueiss francs or swiss franks.) He led me into the store and waved to the shopkeep, we walked right past the guy into the back and into a room circled by couches. There was a table in the middle of the room and a few people nodding out or talking amongst each other.
I sat down handed my escort 50 francs and he handed me two plastic bags with a tan substance in them. We had previously discussed that it would be 10 francs to use the room to nod. I relaxed in the room and had a continous supply of heroin in this lovely small town hiking all over the town and surrounding hills. Being there was lovely nice and once i had been introduced it was like being part of an 'in' crowd you could go to that area anytime day or night it was glorious.
Anyways moral of the story if you happen to walk into a country that doesnt speak your language best way to go is to find someone who speaks your language and knows the area. Although I realize I got extremely lucky.
Thats my tale of obtaining an illicit substance in a small swiss town. Neat huh?


wish you the best on that one...