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BollWeevil said:
Dude, do you see the traffic this place gets? Four guys with lives including things like work and college just aren't going to be ale to cover the board 100% of the time... It pisses me off that you'd even make such a comment. We're humans, man. Look at your post count and look at ours, and see which of us is taking a greater chunk of our time and dedicating it to Bluelight...
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'Tis why you need a woman 'round these parts. ;)
 
^lol i was trying to think of something backhanded to say when i saw that but it seems you pulled it off :D

Cane2theLeft said:
^I'm still offended, bitch. Where's my apology? And if you do apologize I want you on your knees but not to grovel, to do the other thing people get on their knees for...


*unzip*
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you've got zip up shoes? you lazy sonabitch.

put it on your list of things to learn next time you plan a trip on LSD or something something. along with a game of scrabble.
 
^I was talking about my pants zipper you almost-english fuck! I would never wear zip up shoes. I wear velcro.

You know how much time I save not having to tie my shoes? 9 seconds a day. I bet you wish you had 9 extra seconds a day.

That's about the length of time it takes for you to come in a kangaroo or koala, correct?
 
Baby, I'm sorry. I just saw that clip you posted online of that 3 species 3-way and I got jealous. I thought I was the only bear your fine aussie twink self needed.
 
now you've just put the fucking justin beiber song in my head again. everytime i read the word baby it happens now:|

fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

we're placing yourself on the United Arab Emirates now.
 
^SCHAPELLE Corby is imprisoned in Bali, INDONESIA ... I suppose you were close though :-/

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Have you seen a picture of her? And she hasn't had dick in 5 years. I would LOVE to be locked in a room with her. Where the fuck can I sign up?
 
oh yeah thats her name, i knew i didn't have it right as it wasn't rolling off the tongue right.

and yeah i'd probably run one through her after she was released and given a bit of time to tidy herself up again. plus she'd have the mad hookups to smoke a joint with after the endeavour.
 
^She's in for like another 15 years, so you can have her when she's 47 and gets out. I heard she was starting a beauty salon in the prison or some shit like that, either way I'm down to smuggle something in there now.
 
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Cane2theLeft said:
^SCHAPELLE Corby is imprisoned in Bali, INDONESIA ... I suppose you were close though :-/
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all those countries look the same, it's easy to mix them up.

Cane2theLeft said:
^She's in for like another 15 years, so you can have her when she's 47 and gets out. I heard she was starting a beauty salon in the prison or some shit like that, either way I'm down to smuggle something in there now.
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conjugal visits, mate, indo is a cheap enough place to live in if you were dedicated enough.
 
^You just gave me an idea... an escort service catering exclusively to women in prison (of course I'd have standards)

If this pans out I'll buy you your own kangaroo to come on so you don't have to chase them all over.
 
having standards, imprisoned women and escort service just don't seem to gel together to me, though i'm sure there's a niche there somewhere willing to fill that gap. guys who write to chicks locked up would probably be a good place to start research.

how's about a dart gun instead so i can plant my seed further abroad in a large number of animals when i'm ready?
 
this has the feel of a social to it. now i'm not saying this is a good or bad thing, but it just feels that way.

as 6/7 said earlier there's always a time and place for this in OD and now's one of those times. i'm glad everyone's been able to keep it in check so thankyou peeps for your co-operation:)
 
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