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Misc OD Is Looking For A New Mod!!

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you didn't cut the xanax with apap - that's where you went wrong bro. xanax pills alone can be caustic to the lungs and mixing it with the apap causes some kind of magical chemical reaction called the "lulz effect" which makes it perfectly fine to smoke.

in other words, say your goodbyes and sign over all your cool shit to me=D
 
chemistry=magic

oh lordy that sounds terrible OK leftwing i hereby leave to you my new laptop, my guitar, my amplifier and all my effects pedals, my collection of empty chemists own pain tablet bottles some of which contain some stored up useless pharmaceuticals and... my cat.

tell bluelight... that... i luv her...

*dies*
 
Can I have your anal beads? I got BL's community beads stuck up my ass, so we need a replacement for the fresh, tight, n00b ass new Mod that's coming on soon.

I figured since, like, you're dying and all that, that, like, you could just let me have yours. I promise I'll put them to good use, but it won't top that one time we each took half the string in, stood back to back, then ran in opposite directions from each other as fast as we could to see how could rip them out first.

Good times. I'll miss those when you're gone....but, like....for real....can I have them?
 
sweeeeeeetah, i am now the owner of an original guitar setup that Bob Dylan himself owned and played:D;)

bluelight and i send our love brother<3 though i hear from word on the street you can reverse the ill effects simply by having a glass of orange juice with a tablespoon of concrete to harden the fuck up heh.

keep us updated with your vitals.
 
I promise I'll put them to good use, but it won't top that one time we each took half the string in, stood back to back, then ran in opposite directions from each other as fast as we could to see how could rip them out first.

you're not a real man until you fly a kite out of your ass using only anal beads beads anchored in your ass. it looks stupid fun as well. just ask steve-o on jackass.
 
*gasps back to life to amend will*

i also hereby leave to 6/7 my anal beads, which i know he will treasure forever and ever as he and i share such fond memories together of them. i know that he will find a good use for them

also i would like it to be known to my surviving family and friends that leftwings advice regarding the concrete was absolutely useless and seems to have worsened my condition by giving me a tummy ache
 
that's just the stress and anxieties of the situation, trust me man. you'll be good in no time.

do i get your room in your mother's apartment? cause you know, that would be absolutely sweet living in that area of brisbane :D plus i'd have my own elevator too!
 
and a reunion too

all we need is a bowl of blow and smack, a group of ladies, spacious hotel room and waiters serving us drinks and lighting cigars for us.

(un)fortunately blondey is about to cark it on us so we'll all have to get together for the wake and do it proper OD stylez
 
EVERYONE, GET IN HERE

When's the next time gonna be when we can fuck around in OD and the mods won't shut us down like they always are, oppressin' us and shit

Remember what happened to the OD social? They shut it down cause the OD regulars were getting too powerful, too big to control, the entire government of BL was in danger of being overthrown in a violent coup led by the charismatic members of OD

Also, leftwing I need to know what movie to watch
 
^lead the revolution in OD socializing through song, Bobby D. I'll get the assault rifles and drugs ready for the insurgency.
 
Maybe if I start shredding on my guitar some I can inspire the rest of OD to get behind this revolution! :D

I used to play like Bob Dylan a LONG time ago when I was first into guitar, now I'm a progressive rocker... King Crimson for the motherfucking win.
 
^fuck it, I'm out. The soundtrack to my revolution is philosophically-minded folk music or nothing. Good luck winning the revolution without my assault rifles and intricate knowledge of guerilla warfare.
 
^fuck it, I'm out. The soundtrack to my revolution is philosophically-minded folk music or nothing. Good luck winning the revolution without my assault rifles and intricate knowledge of guerilla warfare.

Damn, just when I was about to dub you the Guevara of Guitars, the Engels of Arpeggios, and the Stalin of Stage Dives.

So are we going to have pix taken for the much-anticipated swimsuit portion of this years Miss Modship competition? Cuz I've been dieting all week for that part. Also rubbing vaseline on my teeth to give my smile the healthy sheen it needs.
 
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