*horsey standing on the corner of bourke st in grubby cloths*
*laid back southern drawl accent*
horse: "PLUR is the ONLY way my brothers. If you DONT follow the ways of PLUR, your soul will be sent to the DAMNATIONS of HELL. YOU DONT WANT THAT"
kid with skateboard: "Shut up stupid old man. Stop preaching"
horse: "And your soul will ROT in hell little boy. Do you KNOW about Peace Love Unity and Respect? DO YOU? its the ONLY way to live. Look at mah life, I live with HAPPINESS, with my brothers!!"
kid with skateboard: "You stink of alcohol and your cloths are in tatters. You have rings around your eyes which are clearly from too much drug use. Surely following these words can only lead to destruction?"
horse: "Ye have little faith~! PLUR leads to the path of enlightenment! only YOU can truly appreciate the nature of PLUR. Let it lead you into the light of HAPPINESS"
kid: "You talk drug induced bullocks"
horse: "Its not about drugs, its about the Love, the Unity, Respect for fellow man. Peace for the world"
kid: "Why are you forcing your view on innocent bystanders such as myself?"
horse: "It NEEDS to be enforced, in order to be appreciated. Shuddup and just follow it ok"
kid: "No, I have my own ideals. I am doing well at school, my parents love me and I have good friends."
horse: "All this is USELESS without PLUR!!"
kid: "Dude, I think YOU are missing the point"
horse: "HOW DARE YOU"
kid: "Shuddup old man, i'm outta here"
horse: "You'll learn brother, you'll learn!!"