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Fuck man. Working today and shit. How lame. Now I'm gonna sit on my ass and drink a beer for my homeboy Christopher Columbus. And to all of you Canadians, today celebrates the man who discovered the fucking continent of North America. Shit, without him your asses would still be in France, and I'd be a broke motherfucker in Poland. Not that I'm still not broke or anything.
 
Canadian military member #1: Do we need to worry about foreign invaders, eh?

Canadian military member #2: No, The states will take care of them, no worries.
 
We do know how to fight a war...we beat Germany in world war one when Britain and France couldn't.
Who's "we"? Does that include you personally? Or, indeed, a single living human being?
 
wow this whole page made me lul.

One of my best friends is pretty damn Canadian, I love when he says "fuck you, me."
 
^You beat the Germans and burned down the White House? Damn, you must be older than I thought.
 
We do know how to fight a war...we beat Germany in world war one when Britain and France couldn't.

Really? I've never heard that, dude... that's cool, though.

But Canada didn't burn down the White House, Canada just instigated it by begging Great Britain to do something about us completely fucking over what's now considered Toronto. Those English fuckers just marched down from Canada, but I'm sure there were a few Canadians that tagged along.



.....1812?.....

1814, dumbass, but it was near the end of the War of 1812, though.
 
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