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We do know how to fight a war...we beat Germany in world war one when Britain and France couldn't.
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Really? I've never heard that, dude... that's cool, though.
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No, not exactly. What really happened is that "we" used a sustained naval blockade to starve the buggers out. Bloody swine.
 
Come on now, we all know that canada is mad intimidating. Hell, just look at their flag, a big leaf. Careful, don't fuck with canada, they may dry up and blow away when you least expect it...
 
Canada does have a military and a good one at that. Anyone that trains with the US and fights along side pwns the opposition. Excluding South Korea of course.

The world record for farthest confirmed sniper kill is held by a Canadian. After he spent all of his stone age Canadian made ammo he got the hook up on some American rounds and smoked a terrorist at about 1.5 miles away. History, it's made everyday...










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I'm trying to decide if I wanna make the 1.5 hour trek (round trip) to go cop. What say you socialists?
 
who is this "we" you guys speak of?
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The "we" I speak of is the population of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Ireland at the time of the First World War (a set of which I am not a member, but which I chose to name "we" for the sake of simplicity and brevity, unsuccesfully). The "we" that the Capn refers to is, I presume, the population of Canada (which, at the time, was not a sovereign nation but a dominion of the British Empire) during the same period.
 
Canada fights like a pussy.
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Well, not everyone can be brave enough send to their teenagers to drop burning napalm on little girls on the other side of the world, can they now?
 
Yerg said:
The "we" I speak of is the population of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Ireland at the time of the First World War (a set of which I am not a member, but which I chose to name "we" for the sake of simplicity and brevity, unsuccesfully). The "we" that the Capn refers to is, I presume, the population of Canada (which, at the time, was not a sovereign nation but a dominion of the British Empire) during the same period.
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tl;dr
 
RecklessWOT said:
Come on now, we all know that canada is mad intimidating. Hell, just look at their flag, a big leaf. Careful, don't fuck with canada, they may dry up and blow away when you least expect it...
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And your flag is more intimidating how?
 
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Yerg said:
Well, not everyone can be brave enough send to their teenagers to drop burning napalm on little girls on the other side of the world, can they now?
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If you don't have the heart to drop napalm on little girls, you don't have the heart to fight terrorists.

Those fuckers strap babies with bombs, so we bomb the babies and take them out of the equation. I think we can all agree that that makes perfect sense.
 
Drop napalm? That's where this stops? Oh come on man US history is littered with wartime attrocities. We are the only nation to ever drop not one but, two nuclear bombs. Then we said "no backsies" and shit is cool. The US always goes one step farther than anyone else and then makes rules against it.
 
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And your flag is more intimidating how?
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Actually Jeremy Hotz said that, and he's canadian. Just quoting his stand up.

And if you really want to get into it, maybe not our flag but our seal, the eagle would tear one's eyes out, go sit in a maple tree and shit them out on a leaf. Which is why your flag is also red and white because it's covered with blood and bird shit.

Oh man all the canada hate... ANYWAYS, moving on...


I say do it JB. Do it in spite of the fact that I was too lazy to make a 45 minute round trip to cop some blow last night.
 
Yerg said:
Well, not everyone can be brave enough send to their teenagers to drop burning napalm on little girls on the other side of the world, can they now?
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Plus, we don't use napalm anymore. Now we just use long range weapons to blow up hospitals or just go shoot the little girls in the face with machine guns. Get it straight, this isn't vietnam man.
And I never said our millitary is cool for fucking up innocent people up so I don't want to hear it.
 
RecklessWOT said:
Actually Jeremy Hotz said that, and he's canadian. Just quoting his stand up.

And if you really want to get into it, maybe not our flag but our seal, the eagle would tear one's eyes out, go sit in a maple tree and shit them out on a leaf. Which is why your flag is also red and white because it's covered with blood and bird shit.

Oh man all the canada hate... ANYWAYS, moving on...


I say do it JB. Do it in spite of the fact that I was too lazy to make a 45 minute round trip to cop some blow last night.
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Blow is never worth not being delivered. Good choice. Fuck... alright I gotta get moving.
 
Johnny blue said:
Blow is never worth not being delivered.
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I'd agree with that for the most part. That is of course if you didn't already have some delivered and then ran out. You'll drive anywhere to get more after that.
And what would that car ride be without a thousand cigarettes and non-stop talking about lord knows what over the extremely loud music as you exceed the speed limit...
 
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