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NJ guidos

i just found the PERFECT example of a guido gathering:

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THE HAIR!!! NOOOO!!!

the "tallspikes" also known as "Sonic the Hedgehog" is one of my least favorite hair styles on dudes. *shudder*
 
LOL @ "sonic the hedgehog". i think the goal is to have the spikes sort of go out and then come back in, forming a very round looking overall hair shape. what are these guys thinking?!?!

last night someone i used to go to HS with found my on myspace... i was horrified while looking through his pictures to discover that he became one of these spikey haired, over tanned, fake blue contacts wearing guys. ick. so sad.
 
a clan of spiky haired, over-tanned kids in striped shirts with popped collars. oig. i think im going to have nightmares tonight.
 
xena said:
LOL @ "sonic the hedgehog". i think the goal is to have the spikes sort of go out and then come back in, forming a very round looking overall hair shape. what are these guys thinking?!?!

last night someone i used to go to HS with found my on myspace... i was horrified while looking through his pictures to discover that he became one of these spikey haired, over tanned, fake blue contacts wearing guys. ick. so sad.

I know dude, its the deadly "BALL OF SPIKES"

I cant stand it...spikes are bad enough but this shit somethin else.

Maybe its their way of tryina sport the Afro, iunno.

GODDAMN GUINEAS!!!

Grimey italian dudes from the hood on the other hand............
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The hairstyle is called a blow out or a taper (tape up) at my local barbershop... (which is in the hood by the way lacey lol, im one of the few italian kids that venture into that shop on a weekly basis) )It aint so bad the haircut, I got one and I like it and I had before those fuckin Gotti kids discraced the guido amd italian "culture" so to say. Theres a fine line between a blow out and Dragonball Z anime style hair. I have a tan as well but not a Dorittos Nacho cheese colored tan. I got blue eyes as well. I wear striped shirts but popping the collar is teh gay. Some people take the looking like a guido shit to far though.

I thought this thread died... Why did it have to be ressurected? Why cant we all respect people for thier choices and not judge them by the way they look eh?

I seriously think you should be kidnapped and brought to a DJ Jonathan Peters event or Surf Club reunion party somewhere in NJ so you could see first hand that most of us guidos aint so bad.
 
lacey k said:
Maybe its their way of tryina sport the Afro, iunno

Thats what one of the barbers in the shop I frequent says to me all the time "You always sportin the white mans afro son". I got no shame in it. 4 years with the blow out and still goin strong. They regonize me in the hood by my tracksuit and ridiculous hair. =D
 
YO,

If anyone flippin thru the cahnnels was watchin MTV tonite, they did "True Life: Im A New Jersey Shore Girl"

It was great! all guido and guidette cast!
it was a buinch of rich italian bitches from wayne and their boys they just met down at seaside int eh club. LOL!!
 
^^^ was that a repeat from a couple years ago? if so, then yeah, i saw that. so funny. i love how all the girls spent all day getting tanned, fake nails, and their hair done before going. ick. fuckin' jersey shore. i've never been there and i hate it.
 
was that the true life: i have a summer rental? that one cracked me up
i love that series
 
Nah the title was just "true life, im a jersey shore girl" straightup. prolly not much different than the other ones doe.

But shit, i LOVE the jersey shore. (p.s. - i never been to seaside only to wildwood)its the only damn good place i ever got to go for vacation. it dont matter that theres rich annoying people cuz theres mad chill cats ive met down there too.

Plus therse nothin like gettin a telly bringin some peeps down gettin mad 40s and some liquor....rollin up a L and smokin it on the beach late at night down in wildwood crest where the beach is DARK as fuck and theres no patrol or cops

you can just sit there with the breeze and shit, listening to the waves and once you get HIGH, like DEEPLY HIGH, you know how it is when you just get to the point where you dont think you could be any chiller......just sit there and soak it in.

Iunno to me the shore reminds me of a lot of good times. it always been the escape to me, cuz it was the one thing i could count on is that somehow some way, once a year we coudl go down the shore for a day or two. my mom packin our lil asses in the car with a cooler full of food from home and meetin up with my cuz and like 7 pplp charing a 2 bed motel room, throw som eblankets on the floor n shit. it was the best even if it was a lil on the cheap side.

and shit the shore is the most vacation-like place i ever been. i never been to one of the bigass resorts or nothin or florida or cali or a cruise or whatever, so to me the shore is like Aruba, nahmean? lol.

shit hate all you want but the jersey shore is my paradise. plus aint nothin like gettin a lil tipsy then bringin some mixed drinks up on the boardwalk and just walking up and down the 2 miles. the boardwalk in seaside is nothign liek in wildwood (been to seaside for a day just enough to see theboardwalk but never stayed there.)
but wildwood boardwalk on a saturday night, shit. to me its the place where no matter what its all good, where youre free from any of the trouble and shit you left behind.

AWWWWW lacey gettin all nostalgic about the shore, LOL, how cute. i know yall care. lol. Aigh tgettin a lil too deep about the damn beach here. im done ramnblin.
 
Iunno to me the shore reminds me of a lot of good times. it always been the escape to me, cuz it was the one thing i could count on is that somehow some way, once a year we coudl go down the shore for a day or two. my mom packin our lil asses in the car with a cooler full of food from home and meetin up with my cuz and like 7 pplp charing a 2 bed motel room, throw som eblankets on the floor n shit. it was the best even if it was a lil on the cheap side.

haha, yep. that was my vacation every year. well that or the poconos. always a big cooler of food and everyone crammed into one lil hotel room.
 
ClubbinGuido said:
Whats so bad about a bunch of guidos? The worst they do is get in a circle and fist pump or run around with no shirt. Aint no harm in that.

You forgot about obnoxiously disrespecting other peoples' personal space, thinking they own the dancefloor, coming onto women so hard that it is borderline sexual harrassment, and just generally being inconsiderate fucktards.
 
5-HT2 reincarnated said:
You forgot about obnoxiously disrespecting other peoples' personal space, thinking they own the dancefloor, coming onto women so hard that it is borderline sexual harrassment, and just generally being inconsiderate fucktards.

Thats just an ignorant fucking statement and stereotype thats based on a few asshole guidos runining it for the rest of us. Trust me, most guidos are chill as fuck.
 
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