New North Korean alcohol leaves 'no hangover'

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North Korea has created a hangover-free liquor that is between 30 and 40 per cent alcohol but leaves you clear-headed in the morning, according to state media.

A recent edition of the Pyongyang Times said the drink, Koryo Liquor, used a cunning combination of six-year-old, top quality ginseng and "scorched glutinous rice". The resulting tipple is a subtle blend of sweet and savoury that is "highly appreciated by experts and lovers as it is suave and causes no hangover", the Times said.

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Last year, the North's official KCNA news agency said scientists had developed a drug - with ginseng again a major component - that could cure AIDS, Ebola and MERS. The North's most recent,bombshell was the claim that its latest nuclear test - conducted January 6 - was of a powerful hydrogen bomb.


http://www.channelnewsasia.com/news/asiapacific/new-north-korean-alcohol/2441852.html
 
Its almost like irans phony press releases about having created modern fighter planes. I present to you the f313 qahar (conquerer)

It is kinda small
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I bet the pilot is leaning over and saying "do you think they will buy this? I look retarded in here"

North Korea has intense sanctions on it, and they spend most of their money on the military. During widespread famine I am sure the country is looking to make a suave and satisfying distilled spirit. These folks don't even have enough money to be making rotgut in a country still let alone labeled toasted rice liquor.
 
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Oh dear. Have they created dry water yet?

Sometimes I wonder whether the people in that country take their stuff seriously or it's all but a big circus for us.
 
They are 100 years ahead of us technologically. Basically it's idiocrocy in motion. They also have a form of morphine which isn't physically addictive and causes you to become Mathew maconnahey or Carmen elektra, you get to choose too!
 
I have a hangover free liquor too, it's called cheap blended Canadian Whiskey, preferably R&R. It works great as long as you don't mix it with other shit, don't drink like a frat boy or a soldier, and switch to water a couple hours before bed.
 
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