Need a False Positive

[KoyoteBonez]

My employers wants to send me to a jobsite that requires a pre-access urinalysis and I really don't want to go to that site.

What are some legal OTC drugs I can take that will practically guarantee me a false positive?

 

[negrogesic]

Won't you just get flat out fired?

You could go get some poppy seeds and eat a cup of them, that might do it. But I don't recommend it, the plan seems problematic.

 

[someguyontheinternet]

I wonder if those L-methamphetamine inhalers would give a positive

 

[Pissed_and_messed]

little different issue here, I see

 

[KoyoteBonez]

Won't you just get flat out fired?

You could go get some poppy seeds and eat a cup of them, that might do it. But I don't recommend it, the plan seems problematic.

No, I'll get 5 days off and get paid. Plus, I won't have to go to the jobsite.

 

[Jen X]

benadryl can sometimes cause false positives

this is a first

 

[snmfmy]

I wonder if those L-methamphetamine inhalers would give a positive

Yes.

The normal urine methamphetamine test can't distinguish between the l-isomer and the d-isomer

 

[Juicewrldfan]

Yeah Vicks inhalers and benZedrex false positives for amp.

But is this not a drug testing question? What is with all the DT questions lately

 

[Phobos]

Yeah Vicks inhalers and benZedrex false positives for amp.

But is this not a drug testing question? What is with all the DT questions lately

I think you can't ask "How do I pass my drug test".

 

[Juicewrldfan]

I think you can't ask "How do I pass my drug test".

Gotcha. Thought it was all inclusive but I didn’t read the small print

 

[dsd]

But he wants to fail his drug test. I don't quite understand why he wants to fail his employer's test.
Wonder how he got on.

 

[gordonliddy]

I don't quite understand

we can tell

 

[dsd]

You can tell what?

 

[someguyontheinternet]

He kinda explains why he wants to fail in the first post

 

[KoyoteBonez]

Old style Zantac used to give you a false positive for meth and we'd get paid while they send the urine to a lab for analysis. It was free money for 5 days off. But they changed the formula for Zantac and now it doesn't come up as a false positive.

 

[Didgital]

Old style Zantac used to give you a false positive for meth and we'd get paid while they send the urine to a lab for analysis. It was free money for 5 days off. But they changed the formula for Zantac and now it doesn't come up as a false positive.

interesting. What was in Zantec that caused false positives?

 

[Jabberwocky]

negrogesic suggested poppy seeds, and I’d have to agree. I know a couple people from my clinic that routinely get false positives from poppy seeds. They both eat an everything bagel for breakfast each day.

Not sure how many/how often you’d have to consume before the test… but a cup sounds like a good start

 

[KoyoteBonez]

interesting. What was in Zantec that caused false positives?

I believe the chemical name is called Ranitidine.

 

[KoyoteBonez]

The cool thing about Zantec giving you a false positive is that you can easily carry a pill around wirh you and clandestinely chew one up right before the test.

 

[Jabberwocky]

The cool thing about Zantec giving you a false positive is that you can easily carry a pill around wirh you and clandestinely chew one up right before the test.

I’m not sure how long it would take for your body to start breaking it down and end up in your urine, or if it would be best if it was taken everyday.
There’s no guarantee, but hope it all works out