Need a False Positive

[KoyoteBonez]

My employers wants to send me to a jobsite that requires a pre-access urinalysis and I really don't want to go to that site.

What are some legal OTC drugs I can take that will practically guarantee me a false positive?

 

[negrogesic]

Won't you just get flat out fired?

You could go get some poppy seeds and eat a cup of them, that might do it. But I don't recommend it, the plan seems problematic.

 

[someguyontheinternet]

I wonder if those L-methamphetamine inhalers would give a positive

 

[Pissed_and_messed]

little different issue here, I see

 

[KoyoteBonez]

Won't you just get flat out fired?

You could go get some poppy seeds and eat a cup of them, that might do it. But I don't recommend it, the plan seems problematic.

No, I'll get 5 days off and get paid. Plus, I won't have to go to the jobsite.

 

[Jen X]

benadryl can sometimes cause false positives

this is a first

 

[snmfmy]

I wonder if those L-methamphetamine inhalers would give a positive

Yes.

The normal urine methamphetamine test can't distinguish between the l-isomer and the d-isomer

 

[Juicewrldfan]

Yeah Vicks inhalers and benZedrex false positives for amp.

But is this not a drug testing question? What is with all the DT questions lately

 

[Phobos]

Yeah Vicks inhalers and benZedrex false positives for amp.

But is this not a drug testing question? What is with all the DT questions lately

I think you can't ask "How do I pass my drug test".

 

[Juicewrldfan]

I think you can't ask "How do I pass my drug test".

Gotcha. Thought it was all inclusive but I didn’t read the small print