NASADD Social: Memphis was Fucked by a Tranny Midget

[MemphisX3]

That's truly bizarre. My lockscreen background is of one of my dogs and my home screen is of my boyfriend proposing to me. I couldn't imagine having a picture of myself. I'm just not that vain. That dude is a complete tool if he has kids and a wife though.

On another note, now I know why I generally get to the airport an hour or so before my flight leaves, I got here about 2 hours early and it's boring as fuck at the airport. Good thing I like to read.

what are you reading.....if you dont mind me asking?

 

[MemphisX3]

You're such a whiney vagina.

i may be but i know i can make your vagina whine and dine on your vagina wine....if you knawwadamzayin

 

[ohline]

I think pretty highly of vaginas so can he be a "whiney dried up ball sack" instead? Balls are weird and gross.

I suppose so.. however I have seen more than my share of, uh.. less than savory vaginas in my day (no pun intended). Whichever you prefer is fine by me, lady.

 

[ohline]

i may be but i know i can make your vagina whine and dine on your vagina wine....if you knawwadamzayin

I do not know what you are saying.

 

[JunkieDays]

I also had great trouble trying to understand the words that came out of his mouth... or shall I say the words typed out of his fingers.

 

[Welderman]

Well played, friend, well played

I try.

 

[RecklessWOT]

Lol yeah that Argentinian chick I dated a few years ago used to have a super close up picture of herself with the biggest fake smile as the wallpaper on her cell phone. I sort of made fun of her for it a couple times like "haha wtf? who the fuck does that?" and she basically responded with "I don't care, I love myself. What's wrong with that?" Eventually she changed it to a picture of her cat when I finally made her realize how odd it was when you really think of it

 

[JunkieDays]

Hahahha. Nice, man!
I never had a picture of myself as the background on anything.
My ego isn't big enough.

 

[Welderman]

I gotta take a pic of myself for my phones wallpaper.

 

[JunkieDays]

sweeeeeet

 

[MemphisX3]

Lol yeah that Argentinian chick I dated a few years ago used to have a super close up picture of herself with the biggest fake smile as the wallpaper on her cell phone. I sort of made fun of her for it a couple times like "haha wtf? who the fuck does that?" and she basically responded with "I don't care, I love myself. What's wrong with that?" Eventually she changed it to a picture of her cat when I finally made her realize how odd it was when you really think of it

a picture of her cat? thats even worse i would say...

 

[brutus]

Instantly thought of yall when I read this comic.

 

[JunkieDays]

Hahahahahah. Nice one.

 

[Welderman]

That comic is fucking fantastic.

 

[purplefirefly]

what are you reading.....if you dont mind me asking?

I'm reading "It" by Stephen King. It's a really good book. "The Stand" by Stephen King is one of my favorite books of all time. I've never been a real King follower but I've been really impressed with the few books of his that I've read.

 

[Johnny blue]

Take a few minutes and do the survey please. I just did it on my phone and it didn't take long at all

 

[MemphisX3]

took the survey, took about 5 minutes.

 

[brutus]

Everyone should always follow Memphis' lead in whatever he does, regardless of legal or moral reasons.

 

[Mr.Scagnattie]

Cold as fuck in NY today.

 

[Bob Loblaw]

I woke up this morning & was cold as shit, realised I left the living room window open last night & it was 35F in my bedroom >__<