not only do you need a haircut and a shave, but that beater totally doesn't fit you.
would still smash like a beast, though.
told you i needed both a haircut and shave. i almost did both today. i think i'm gonna go with a mohawk, like. sorta thing. see how it goes, otherwise just a no.4 buzzcut, maybe even go back to the short back and sides blended like i used to get so i can style it a little. thoughts and advice?
this singlet has gone through a lot and i'm not dressed to impressed anyone home alone and it's comfy as fuck. i'll put on one of my real custom fitted wife beaters and get to it, so watch it! that's a pool table behind me so i've plenty of weaponry within arms reach.
let's smash. i'm up for that (c wat i did thar) and the tension is getting to an unbearable point (c, again) where imma(we're) have to do something about it. i almost gave a nipple slip but thought it would have been inappropriate, ja know?
i, for one, would like to see a better pic of your do after your girly day during the week just to make sure i can get enough grip on dat hair while i put you over my knee and punish you like the bad little school girl you've been to me this week. kthx

i don't want to batter that babydoll face of yours. i'd still smash, though. that goes without sayng,
any other requirements/requests?
HoL said:
amongst many other things including but not limited to, disatisfacton with life, hedonism, loneliness, boredom and other ailments
way to kill my buzz and fuck with my swag, you flaming memphis!
ain't nothing wrong with hedonism and boredom and doing/killing it in such a boss way. lrn to get your shit under control (i'm kidding, bebe). i am a CPP so it's a call for arms, yanno digs?