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Miscellaneous Rants Part V

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haha Doppel the same thing happened to me in a lingerie shop. The sales assistant asked me if I had the right size and I said, 'Yeah I think so' which she obviously assumed meant, 'Excuse me sales assistant can you please open the curtain so everyone can see my boobs and then fondle my breasts to see how they fit in the bra. Thank you so much.

My rant today is: people who have the shits with you and let you know this by sulking and being rude but, when pressed, continue to claim nothing is wrong.
 
drEaMtiMe*@# said:
as for the "hi, how are you today?" question, please don't ask me if you don't really want to know or care because such blatant fakeness really is completely unnecessary. seriously, why foster any more of an artificial atmosphere then it already is or needs to be? doesn't make sense. :\
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Just say your day has been terrible and start giving a long winded and depressing story, such as that you had to attend a court case in the morning for a friend of yours who was raped, and that the rapist got away with it because of incompetence on behalf of the police.
 
^^ LOL


Well For fuck sake !

Situation:

Girl, Friend of mine (Friend) Car Auto Transmition Fucks up !

I Know a thing or two about cars.

She fits the Blonde Sterotype Perfect, so i offer to help so she dosent get exploited by mechanic's

Now The car has been in the workshop for 3 days, and The prob still remains.

Girl, Friend is pissed because she is having probs with gettin to work.

I've done all i can to help her out even explained the situation to the mechanic, the car is NEEDED for work, But today my friend cracks the shits and puts the Guilt trip on me about, her situation, and how this is gonna cost too much.. etc etc...

Meh i was only trying to help.

Next time you ring the mechanic and let him explain to you that " One of the bearings from the Valve Body had located it self in between the shifter plates"



Oh yea and as for Tradie's..... im one of em and i start at 4am in summer =D

Not that i like it tho, and i work in an industrial area tho, i i guess i only wake the feral cats up....

Peace Out

Dialated665
 
FUCKEN LITTERBUGS, MAN!!

to the fucker who throws their empty packet of winnie blues on the grass at the bus stop in my street, fuck you!

i walked past and there were five packets on the ground this morning! five packets!
how fucking hard is it to hold on to your empty packet until you get to somewhere with a bin? we have enough problems with you fucking polluting the place with your cigarette butts, but the packets as well?
i swear if i ever walk past and see you there, i will pick up every one of those packets and shove them down your throat, and then kick you in the shins for good measure.

fucker.
 
A'ight, I know this isn't gonna mean anything to most of y'all, but I need somewheres to whinge about it...

I recently discovered a site called straightacting.com, or something like that....and at first I was all excited, like I was gonna find gay guys who are actually y'know...guys.

Needless to say, I was sadly disappointed. :(

They were all "girlfriend he so fine" and "his teeth are so white!" and so on, and it all just left me thinking...fuck! Are there any normal gay men out there in the world?

Like seriously...I know of ONE through bluelight and a couple back in Melbourne and other than that...AAAAARGHH!!!!!!!!! :X
 
^ i can put you in touch with several anti-gay-men-gay-men in brisbane - your posts always sound like they echo their sentiments exactly <3 :)

MEANWHILE

in the suburb i live in, the houses are so goddamn close together, that my neighbours listening to the radio this morning woke me up! :X

fuck!!!! i actually thought it was on in my loungeroom until i got out of bed.
 
fucken clothes sizes fucken fuck fuck!

why is it that people seem set to make clothes purposely so they won't fit me? one size is too tight and you look like a whale in it, the next is too big and it's falling off! i wish they'd make half sizes like shoes.
 
yes that's it exactly! if you're buying jeans or really expensive clothes, they'll have 7,8,9,10,11 etc but not your everyday pants, they just have 8,10,12!
 
Me: "I think I need to lose a couple of kilo's"

Them: "What? Don't be ridiculous.. you're tiny. Why would you want to do that?"

Me: "So I fit into womans clothes"

Them: *insert stoned look here*

[well fuck... it's hardly like any women is going to want to put ON weight, so they can upsize to the nearest size. Downsize all the way, baby.].
 
^^ On that topic does anyone know any clothes stores in Melbourne that actually sell pants for the shorter person?! I'm sick of buying a pair of pants and having to take them up for an extra $15 :(
 
ENTERING G-RANT MODE : Okay, yes Hi, How's it going? Yes, here it is right here. Yes, that's right I do want advanced standing? But the lady said to line up here... So let me get this straight, I have to line up over in that line that doesn't seem to be moving when I've already been lining up for over an hour, not good enough. What? I can go next? Good...

Hi, here's my transcript. What do you mean I can only put this towards electives, why on earth would I put this towards electives and then have to repeat the same stuff that I have already done? Equal grading? That sounds like a bit of a crock to me,look at your course outline bitch, 4,500 words for fiction for an entire year? We'd do that in a semester, I have done that, how is that not equal, course advisor? Sure, fine, let me just get the fuck out of here I've had enough...

(Leaves before tempted to reach over the desk and grab the bitch by the throat and stick the transcript down it).
 
iamtha1 said:
^^ On that topic does anyone know any clothes stores in Melbourne that actually sell pants for the shorter person?! I'm sick of buying a pair of pants and having to take them up for an extra $15 :(
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You could buy kiddy pants and sttrreettcch them =D
(glad to be living in a different state so as to avoid the venomous looks and potential violence)

My x is even smaller than you, been giving her shit all day about it whilst shopping; that was merely winding down.
 
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The public transport for Sydneys west. I hate it here already, the public transport gives me more reasons to dislike it even more.

I want to move back to Maroubra. At least its not the sticks.
 
m4dd0g said:
You could buy kiddy pants and sttrreettcch them =D
(glad to be living in a different state so as to avoid the venomous looks and potential violence)
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For your information, kiddy pants fit tighter around the butt :p :p

*waits patiently for m4dd0g to enter same state, prepares for violence*
 
iamtha1 said:
For your information, kiddy pants fit tighter around the butt :p :p
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So, ...
*bits tongue*
... nough ownlye r ewe ...
*claps hand over mouth*
... ah raggn, mough mpff mrf bghf tghb!?

[msg edited in the interests of self preservation]

iamtha1 said:
*waits patiently for m4dd0g to enter same state, prepares for violence*
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Im running out of safe places to live :(
 
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