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Miscellaneous Rants Part V

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I have had to encounter three exceptionally annoying species of the Y chromosome today:

Number 1). Gave me a 10 minute lecture on the danger and repulsiveness of smoking at the bus stop. He was elderly so I couldn't exactly tell him to get fucked.

Number 2). Decided to ramble on about some bullshit that I didn't care to hear as I was ordering lunch. As in... right when I was trying to speak to the waitress. He interrupted 4 times.

Number 3). Was a telemarketer who wanted to speak the owner of the house. I told him that the owner wasn't interested in taking such calls and to not bother calling back. He argued aggressively 'at' me and told me I had no right to answer on behalf of the owner. Actually fuckhead... when you call back [as you threatened] and speak to 'the owner', you'll realise I had EVERY right :p.
 
^ Gotta love a good rant. For future reference:

1) Tell him you are already terminal with cancer. Look very sad.

2) Too late ... so revenge is all you have. Do the same back, or simply say 'can we please talk about you more, my life is so uninteresting' (timing, fluttering eyelashes and innocent expression are key to driving home the sarcasm)

3) Telemarketers? Dont play their game, play your own. Asking him what he is wearing, or if whether he thinks 'plugging is better than injecting' are both good starts
 
They're great :D.

The only exception is number one... as this elderly fellow 'was' a smoker and quit 2 years ago due to cancer. I don't know how I would go in an intellectual debate with him on such a topic, since he had a keen eye for pointing out every risk of smoking from every possible angle. In much more detail than I cared to hear about...

I don't think there was any escaping that rambling, educated fellow :\.
 
^ Just humour people like that old guy. In all honesty, he probably had good intentions and just wanted to pass on some advice.

Besides, it's a fucking dirty habit which kills you. Us smokers deserve all the bad press we get! ;)
 
I am just so fucking tired of this week. Nothing has gone right. Well, plenty of things have started to go right and then something else has happened to make them bad. I pay someone to come and look after my children two days a week and she sits on the couch, so I have to look after them anyway. I am too stressed, my head hurts. My children will NOT stop crying, God love them. My husband is working overtime this week, so that means all of this week and then all weekend, which is usually my time to catch up on work. And I'm getting plenty of work, but there are so many damn obstacles to getting it finished.

He's also working 16 days in a row after Christmas, when most of my family and friends are away, so that will be super duper fun! I'm sure I won't become a hermit at all.

And seriously, just stfu! There is nothing to cry about!

Also, you're my long-ago ex and I like you because you're a nice bloke, but if you interrupt me with your crap about which girl you're in love with today, and then call me when I log off MSN because I'm tired of playing up to your ego, then I'm going to kick your arse! You're 24! Act like it! If you think a girl might like you, ask her out, don't ask ME if she likes you. Jeebus.

I don't really feel any better. What a crock.
 
Get another baby sitter, tell your x that you're really sorry but your hubby is uncomfortable with you speaking to him so much so you want him to go away for a while. And hermit with bluelight here is better than most mums :)
*hugs*

ps i hate children, have no advice there that doesnt involve a dingo ;)
 
FUCK I HATE CAR REPAIRERS I WANT TO BLOW THEM ALL UP!!!!!!!!!!!

(except anyone's relatives/friends who are car repaireres, they can live, but only if they repair my car for free)

soooo some stupid old bitch ran into me a few weeks ago

last monday, i take my car into the suncorp repair centre (her insurer) to go off to get repaired. the repairer rings me the next day and says because my car is fairly old and has a bit of existing damage they might just write it off, not repair it.....this annoys me because i don't really want to have to buy a new car etc. he said he'd get some quotes and ring me back in a couple of days.

couple of days passes...i ring them on the friday where the receptionist lady won't let me talk to anyone who knows what they're talking about and keeps telling me that 'they're working on it' but when further quizzed...she reveals that 'working on it' actually means, haven't started working on it, still deciding whether to repair it :X:X:X:X

had to go out the rest of friday so didn't get a chance to abuse them. this morning i ring up the suncorp assessor dude and explain the situation - he said he is going to that repairer in 5 mins and will ring me back. he rings me back and says "well they've stripped it and are starting work on it today" and i'm like....sooo they just had it a week for no reason? and he gave me some other bullshit and essentially it's going to take another week for them to fix it :X:X:X:X

meanwhile i am working at a job that takes me a good 2 hours to get there on public transport. i fucking HATE SUNCORP AND ALL AFFILIATED REPAIRERS :X:X
 
Terrorism is the new Communism
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I've never paid much heed to it before MP, but what is the DEAL with your signature???

It's ridiculous.....

[edit: for pleo :p]
 
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My rant is about people who refer to other people's signatures without quoting them. People (like me) who have them turned off have no idea what is going on, but in the long run when the sig gets changed the post will make absolutly no sense.

Grrrrrrr fucken! ;)
 
swifty said:
I've never paid much heed to it before MP, but what is the DEAL with your signature???

It's ridiculous.....

[edit: for pleo :p]
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I dont know. I agree with MP. First it was the Nazis we had to fear. Then Commies. Now Terrrorists. Who's next?
 
so let me get my little brain around this, the act of creating terror, it the same as the ideology of a classless society??

is that right??

also given that "terrorist" is a pretty subjective and loosely used term....
 
No, it's more refering to the way that the "War on {insert "ism" here} is used by western governments to reduce civil liberties. Terrorism today is the boogey man, just like Communism was until the cold war ended.
 
^ I thought emo culture was the new boogey man? So what sort of music do Terrorist listen to??? ... now Im really confused :(
 
my rant is about my car - its a STUPID WANKY car!!!!! my last car was so much better - why the fuck did i hav 2 b stupid enuff 2 crash it and then go and pay so much 4 a piece of shit like THAT!
u see i specially make sure i buy cars wiv at least 3.5L engines so they can pull a horse float and 2 horses - and thats wat i advertised 4, and it was cool wen i was trying it out except 4 it ran just slightly hotter than my previous cars....well that was all fine till i started pulling the float, then it started overheating all the time, and now the radiators fairly fucked, it nds a new cooling system
and now all the interiors falling out and shit and i think theres a hole in the power steering system.....oh and just over the last few days the cambelts felt REALLY off
damn things falling apart, and thats just the way it goes isnt it!!!! if i hadnt spent that money on that piece of crap i cudda bought a way better car, esp if i hadnt bn so keen 2 get a car that i bought one pretty much just cos it was a gd size and happened 2 b a holden (all my cars hav bn holdens)
GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
 
Thank-you pleo and jimity

Swifty: my signature is a trite yet satirical reference to a comparison a friend and i were making between times in history (such as mcarthyism) where people were persecuted due to what the government perceived as a 'revolt' against them (ie. people being involved - including people rumoured to be, hearsay, conjecture etc - with communism) and the new ''security'' laws that australia has put in place which enable people considered even first-time 'terror suspects' (a very loose term embodying to all intents and purposes anyone who supports dissent to the current government) to be detained without charge.

i fail to see how this is ridiculous. :\

and

swifty said:
also given that "terrorist" is a pretty subjective and loosely used term
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my point precisely.
 
well duh, as are most 5 word slogans. i was hardly aiming for specifics.

anyway, KB has already argued your point in the sig thread....add to that if you are so incensed about my vagueness. it appears other people can glean the meaning perfectly well.
 
well it's not so much vague as ambiguous, and I'm not really that hung up on it, it's just that making political statements that are able to be loosely interpeted are half the problem with why we (as a collective) are so down on the supposed boogey men....
 
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