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Miscellaneous Rants Part V

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To the guy that cut me off at the entrance to work yesterday:

Hey fuckhead! See those BIG arrows about 20 metres down the road? That's the entry. Now see that oversized "NO ENTRY" sign, guess what it means. Yeah that's right, you cannot go in that fucking way! Okay, now if you do decide to go in the wrong way in future please do not change lanes and slam on your brakes in front of me or I shall be forced to take note of your number plate, walk into work, grab a wrench, find your car and proceed to smash it to little little little pieces...

To the M-Train ticket inspectors:

No I don't have a ticket, and no I don't care. I don't ever intend on paying those fines so you can cram them up your arse. Whenever I see you on the train all I can think is that another flunkee has failed their police exam. You know what issue me with more fines if you want it doesn't change the fact that I'm not on the train to work... you are...

To the customer who came in a 5 to 5:

D.I.Y? That's right, do it yourself. Look at these words and think about them for a moment. I don't get paid enough to stand there while you hum and har and then want me to draw up a design for your kids crappy cubby. When I haven't slept I certainly cannot be bothered going through step by step of how you'd go about building it. Try aisle 5 for nails fuckhead, same place where I sent you for screws, try opening your eyes.

I'm tired :(
 
To that fucking troll showing that DEEEEEEgusting picture in The Lounge, I wish I had the power to ban you, and only you, for life.

You are making me sick and there are no freakin' mods for The Lounge online at the moment.

PISS OFF!

I wish i could report you all the way to B'light Jail.
 
i would like to rant about people taking the internet too seriously...


goddam things get said...its fucken public forum...deal with it...and build a fucken bridge (sonicenature i am watching u ..i didn't sat blow up a fucken bridge :D )


goddam...just fuck off...u can be my friend it was a joke...deal with it...i never thought at all it was serious...not one bit...i thought i was being tagged along...so i made something outta it


if i got upset by every little fucken thing that got said about me on here...i porbally would be still posting



my rant

FUCKEN N00BS !!!!!!!!!!!
 
My rant is at myself.

Fuck you're a fucking stupid bitch, SLM. Seriously. First you hurt the one person who really cares about you, then you go about insulting the remaining friends you have. Snap the fuck out of this self pity thing and have a good fucking hard look at yourself.


Get some perspective: sometime soon.


I feel better now.
 
To Miss P**** from last Friday night:

Trying to make me terrified by using your knowledge of my use of this forum as a threat may make me play along to an extent but believe me that was all based on the social lubrication of beer and the want to keep the evening going smoothly.

I don't appreciate you wielding this information as some kind of weapon against me at all.

I haven't been on here since 2002 to be ashamed.

Through Bluelight I have made a couple of genuine friends and if you want to spend your time hunting down my posts and using them as a kind of liqour fueled blackmail then that is your issue not mine.

But hey... you did give me a well deserved reminder as to the nature of this website and the precautions individuals should probably take. But you are not getting a "thanks" that is for sure.
 
hhc_king said:
i would like to rant about people taking the internet too seriously...


goddam things get said...its fucken public forum...deal with it...and build a fucken bridge (sonicenature i am watching u ..i didn't sat blow up a fucken bridge :D )


goddam...just fuck off...u can be my friend it was a joke...deal with it...i never thought at all it was serious...not one bit...i thought i was being tagged along...so i made something outta it


if i got upset by every little fucken thing that got said about me on here...i porbally would be still posting



my rant

FUCKEN N00BS !!!!!!!!!!!
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Incidentally, I find it interesting to see how many people will take a comment and apply it personally, even if it wasn't specifically directed at them. "hey, i read that, they must be talking about me! fuck them!" If it doesn't specifically say you [on the internet no less], apply the chill pill you're so good at taking any other time, and relax.
 
Id like to take a moment of our time, and give shout-outs to the people in this country that tip.

3 days ago i got a $19 dollar tip.
Thats almost 2 hours of work for me.
today i got another 5 dollar tip.

I deliver indian food for a living (im also a student), and with the new petrol prices (hello bp ultimate - 119.5) These champions, these... gods among men. Their tips, they ease the pain of now having to pay $60 OR OVER for a tank of gas. Theres nothing like walking away from your shift with an extra 10 or 20 bucks.... its awesome.

Good work, tippers :D
 
/start new rant

When you ask someone you are close to what is wrong?

and they reply with nothing, but you know this person that well, that you can tell they are lieing...

WHY THE FUCK WONT YOU TELL ME WHAT IS FUCKIN WRONG!!!

Im only here to help!!!

/end rant
 
Why, whats wrong officer chops?

How come everyone realizes the 1 in officers chops name is l33t, but no one recognises the 1 in my name = loki
 
Im sick of everyone being so nice to each other. What happened to the days of old where we had a stoush and tempers flared and there were tantrums and tears and warnings and closed threads? Im all for PLUR but Im bored with all the niceness and wish some fiesty mofo would pick a fight, sometimes they are fun.:X :X :X
 
lok1 said:
Why, whats wrong officer chops?

How come everyone realizes the 1 in officers chops name is l33t, but no one recognises the 1 in my name = loki
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Err... because its in the middle of his name, with other letters which make it apparent what the use of the 1 is. Your name has a number on the END of it, and it is not common word, so we assume that like others that put numbers on the end of their handles that it is not a part of the alphabet spelling of the name.

DER !!!!!!!
 
To Melbourne Private Hospital, ROT IN HELL MOTHERFUCKERS!

Pathetic service.
I go to a private hospital to be treated like a king, not to be ignored by nurses and made to wait in a noisy ICU unit while they try and find me the bed I fucking paid for.
Cunts.

I recommend everyone given the choice of going to MPH, go to Epworth instead.
Fuck MPH in their goat ass. :X
 
i call myself lockone as well
but it was originally loki

Why were you in hospital moebro?
 
moebro: havent you heard? 50 cent says your not cool unless you have 9 bullet wounds dammit.

lostpunk: In that case, you are cooler then most people.
But i have a feeling you already knew that :)
 
I put those 9 holes in fiddy.

I had a laparoscopic fundoplication. I no longer have the capacity to vomit.
 
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