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Miscellaneous Rants (part IV! tee hee hee... oh no, part VI)

^^^what really?? It has like three legs!! lol...I thought you were supposed to be brilliant! :p

Meanwhile, tram bogans: man! I was listening to my ipod to try and drown them out but I kept hearing their shrill tones in between the notes. Fuck you Apple, you have let me down again. There should be some kind of white noise shit for exactly these occasions.

Anyway, the kid bogan all of a sudden starts screaming like he just got a glimpse to the Inside-Outverse (where everyone is inside-out natch, it's pretty disturbing), and using my mad body language skills I figured out he was wetting himself over the ferris wheel near the Yarra. And I heard his grandmother (I assume it was his grandmother, it couldn't have been his mum because she was over 19) go oooh is that the ferris wheel they serve food on? And I'm all god don't you people have a pig expo you're late for or something?

Jesus. Bogans.
 
hehe, speaking of ass's I saw a lot in mexico. I printed all my pictures of donkeys, and gave them to my brother. It was hilarious !!!!
 
This isn't a rant per se, but holy shit did it make me laugh:

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i have to go to a party, which pisses me right off as im going with my partner and she tells me off whenever she sees me on the internet with my phone.

silly cow. I will though sneak off occasionally though and keep it up ! Ohhh yeh
 
And I rant a lot about renee because its the first time I have been in love since I was 17. So its pretty much a big deal to me, sorry I cant muster up as much negativity as you can!!!!! And shortly ? Renee and I have been practically living in each others pockets for nearly a year, it being only official the last 3 months!!!!!

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I dont know how the fuck im going to do this, but I have to find somewhere new to play, as this game is over!

Im a sad panda !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Omg, I cant stop laughing. Or sweating. Cant decide which I like better. Im naked. Ok, this has to end, I know. Right now ? HAHAHAHA. Ok.

I honestly dont know how im going to do this !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
Ok I have to leave now and explain to real friends why im an hour late. Goodbye Bluelight, it was fucking terrible!
 
Dear Mel,

Im sure you have had your fun with this thread.

Im closing it...

ch0psy :D

ps. seriously, have fun at your party and get off bluelight... WTF?
 
Fuck you Telstra. You are a pathetic, useless company who cant do a single bloody thing right! You can go and get fucked !

Your lame ass excuses for my lack of connection give me the shits. You must have total morons behind the poor people who eventually take complaints as nothing is ever fixed!

Total losers, without your shitty jobs you would be just another waste of resources on the dole!
 
One thing I cannot fucking stand, is people driving 5 - 10k's under the speed limit, man it pisses me the fuk off hey, imo it creates more problems becuase most of the people ont he road are going at the speed limit or just above, then u get these gimps that are causing a disruption in the flow of traffick because they think theyre being safer. In the end all it does is cause the majority of people to overtake and drive irrationally to get passed them. Gimps.
 
If you're having a problem with a telco tell them you're going to contact the Telecommunications Industry Ombudsman, or just go ahead and do that. They will generally smarten up pretty quickly because the Ombudsman charges them by the minute at a rate that goes up exponentially with each call. The Ombudsman will also give you a special number to ring at the Telco where you won't have to wait on hold for ages, etc.
 
^ Yep, except that the TIO charge the telco just by complaint level, not per minute. The telco is charged $250 (from memory, something around that anyway) for the initial complaint, even if the customer is wrong. If no resolution is reached, the complaint becomes a level two and the charge rises again and so on.

Telstra have an internal complaints department which you should be able to escalate your issue too. The TIO will probably just give you a number for the Compliance team and honestly, they'll probably fob you back to customer service. Call their customer service one more time and do as vanth said (threaten TIO.) If you can't speak to a Team Leader, try and speak to their Disputes team. If they don't respond to that, then go to the TIO and start the formal complaint process. Bear in mind you will need to be able to prove your side of things, and the TIO will ask for all documentation. If you don't provide it, they'll close the issue. They are really helpful though, and are obviously there to protect the consumer. They'll also be able to tell you what your rights actually are. What excuses/ reasons have they been giving you? How long has it been going on?

If there is a reason behind the bad connection/ poor service, obviously this won't get the issue itself fixed any faster, but it will ensure Telstra do keep trying to fix the problem instead of putting you at the bottom of the pile. Individual consumers tend to get shafted by Telstra because Telstra don't make much money off them.
 
Thankyou thankyou thankyou for that becuase I just discovered Vodafone want to charge me $850+ for my phone always being connected to the internet even though it ISNT MY FAULT.
 
A guy wrote the following on my fridge:
Dream like you'll live forever, live like you'll die today.
All I could think was 'well then what the fuck am I meant to do tomorrow?'.
If I dreamt like I'll live forever I'd dream of one day having the power to wipe stupid people like you off the planet for your utter lack of imagination and wit. Who do you think you are? Scarface?
Just like people who post 'DaNc3 liK nO1s W4tChiNg' etc. on their myspace.
Argh
 
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