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Marijuana culture. ("420")

have you smoked with a family member?

  • Yes

    Votes: 341 67.7%

  • No, my family sucks

    Votes: 163 32.3%
  • Total voters
    504
late night road trip back from a concert. We smoked out the truck big time. It was completely clouded over. Then we decided to play "starship" For those of you who do not know, starship, is a dangerous game to play while night driving. When you're in a group that involves more than one car, both cars turn off their headlights and leave the fog lights on and turn the interior lights on. Now just imagine you're sitting on your front porch and you saw a few lights and floating people with a cloud of smoke coming from all openings. I've seen it and its awesome.SORRY FOR THE FOREPLAY BUT I FELT THAT I HAD TO INCLUDE THAT STORY, NOW FOR THE QUOTE. but shortly after I pass out in the truck. my friend hits a bump in the road (and I don't remember this) but they say I woke up and said "Look what God did!"

and "I wish the spin would quit rooming"
 
"when my heart beats it says..bum bum.. die..bum bum... right now"
~ Kid after eating one of my weed brownies

"What came first Willy Wonka the candy or the movie?"
After complete silence for 2 hours after smoking some dank ass indicas
 
"If the choice was between a weeks supply of reese's sticks and sex with Pam Anderson, I would chose the sticks, cuz they wont give you hepatitis"
~Me after a blunt of some Maui Wowie
 
Me - "dude... what the fuck is smoke?"
My friend - "what the fuck dude.... i have no clue... i guess its particles of whatever is being burned?"
Me - "No dude, thats ash"

*long pause*

My friend - "DUDE WHAT THE FUCK IS SMOKE?!"
 
"Is this your first time smoking PCP?"
said to me by a newfi in edmonton after handing him back the mystery blunt I had just took big hits off of thinking it was just pot.

"Shit, i think I"ve smoked myself sober"
After a night of playing johnny apple seed in rez with a big bag of dece bud the night before xmas break I had gone with these girls to deliver to some artist guys house, after passing his bong around and being high all day I took a good rip and everything became clearer.
 
a bunch of us were getting high at a friends house. four of us piled into his ford ranger to drive back to my house. we ran out of gas on the way there. we decided to freak him out and started talking about scary movies (it was night). he was flashing his lights for the fun of it, and someone said:

"what if you turned the lights back on and someone appeared in the middle of the road walking towards us like they were going to kill us? what would you do?"

to which my other friend replied...

"i would turn into a lion"
 
tyler_fitz said:
a bunch of us were getting high at a friends house. four of us piled into his ford ranger to drive back to my house. we ran out of gas on the way there. we decided to freak him out and started talking about scary movies (it was night). he was flashing his lights for the fun of it, and someone said:

"what if you turned the lights back on and someone appeared in the middle of the road walking towards us like they were going to kill us? what would you do?"

to which my other friend replied...

"i would turn into a lion"
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Holy shit, that is awesome
 
me pretty baked off some purple kush and grandaddy purple

and i walk into a dunkin doughnuts

the first thing i thought was

"fuuuuck i feel fuzzy"


then we were munching on doughnuts and i wanted to live there


it would be awesome

pay rent and live in a doughnut shop

free doughnuts for life!!!!1


:! :! :! :! :!
 
GratefulFloyd said:
"when my heart beats it says..bum bum.. die..bum bum... right now"
~ Kid after eating one of my weed brownies

"What came first Willy Wonka the candy or the movie?"
After complete silence for 2 hours after smoking some dank ass indicas
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That made me laugh out loud. Everyones been shut up stoned for 2 hours untill whoever it was breaks the silence with that revelation. Haha good stuff=D
 
Asking my friend a question 3 times, then getting a confused look and a reply of 'Sorry, I forgot where I was'

Eating snacks with pasties (cotton mouth) and asking my friends if they would like to experience what it is like to eat dry cement discs
 
i delivered pizza for 2 or 3 years right around the time i turned 21. i was burning ganja on pretty much every delivery run. yea, i gave my bumper or someone else's an ouchie a couple of times, and had a run in or two with the local police, but the more times you take a risk, the higher your chances of that risk owning you.
 
(friend after coming out of my bathroom): "...Dude, that's one funny looking toilet!"

Edit: Remembered another one.

One of my friends didn't have any bud to match and everyone else who was there chipped in or whatever, so one of my friends goes, "All right man, look, you can smoke with us, but you can't feel any of the effects of THC."
 
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