Man had so much coke the drugalyser blew up

[fastandbulbous]

Probably Russell Brand?

Yeah, he can be a self righteous arsehole, about drugs, in my opinion.

 

[just a coker 01]

Similar paper, John Cooper Clarke's 'You'll never see a nipple in the Daily Express' is poetic satire at it's finest

John cooper Clarke lives in a place which I go past to my dealers, amazingly talented and observational poet

 

[LucidSDreamr]

Anthony Tutt, 23, had a cocaine blood level that was too high to measure on laboratory equipment, and was seen speeding in his Audi A3 around Eastbourne before being pursued to his home.

Tutt claimed he took a 'big fat line' after getting out of his car after testing positive for drugs on a roadside test by police.

But when experts tried to test his blood they found the amount of the class A drug in his system was above the range a laboratory machine could test.

He was found to be at least sixteen times over the drug-drive limit, but the full level of cocaine in his system could not be fully tested for, police said.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk

Of course it could be tested for.

All you do is dilute the blood sample by 20X or whatever with stock laboratory blank blood then test it and multiply the answer by 20X.

Dumbass lab techs working for the cops