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Man had so much coke the drugalyser blew up

Ismene2 said:
Anthony Tutt, 23, had a cocaine blood level that was too high to measure on laboratory equipment, and was seen speeding in his Audi A3 around Eastbourne before being pursued to his home.

Tutt claimed he took a 'big fat line' after getting out of his car after testing positive for drugs on a roadside test by police.

But when experts tried to test his blood they found the amount of the class A drug in his system was above the range a laboratory machine could test.

He was found to be at least sixteen times over the drug-drive limit, but the full level of cocaine in his system could not be fully tested for, police said.

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Of course it could be tested for.

All you do is dilute the blood sample by 20X or whatever with stock laboratory blank blood then test it and multiply the answer by 20X.

Dumbass lab techs working for the cops
 
blondin said:
JCC was crazy bitd , probably still is I remember him telling us he was going in to rehab only to 'escape' 24h later to come and score.
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Was that when he was, i believe salford, manchester or another part of the country?
 
I enjoyed JCC's audiobook "I Wanna Be Yours" quite a lot. It would sit nicely besides Keith Richard's "Life", in any physical media collection.

Packed full of old school anecdotes, about old school drugs, other old school things, and various other tales of wonder. He really did look after someones pet monkey and take it for walks on a leash IIRC.

And he really did manage to persuade Bernard Manning to let him have a slot on his stage at his club, a really rough local comedy club, to read his poetry.

He didnt get heckled, booed, or bottled off the stage either. Probably much to Bernard Manning's surprise.

I love the fact that channel 4 and the Countdown audience recognise him for his talent for words, and haven't ruled him out because of his colourful past.

I missed a few opportunities to see him live on stage as the main act, and have only managed to see him as the support for Squeeze at The Manchester Apollo, a couple of years ago. They were a bad crowd, not into JCC at all. It's rarely going to bring out the best in anyone if the crowd are disinterested, at best.
 
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I was watching a 2015 recording of doctor john cooper clarke at glastonbury earlier, amazing, his words are subtle, thought provoking and sharp and revealing and an honest mirror to the attitude common day people have, as i say i walk past his home to score and quite often see him taking a stroll up the road! If your reading this Dr John Cooper Clarke respect to you !!!
 
just a coker 01 said:
He is from salford manchester but now is down south in my home city!
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as i say i regulary stroll past his, and my supplier knows connections of his, without meaning to be rude, Dr J.C.Clarke !! He was a serious addict including horse, but has been clean for years, look him up on youtube he gives honest stories about drugs, use and abuse and has had the experience of narcotic use to help anyone who has problems. He is a legend, in fact later im going to watch some of his youtube blogs, now you have got me on the desire of words mean food, his speech and poetry are great noriushment for the brain and soul !!
 
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Bleaney said:
I enjoyed JCC's audiobook "I Wanna Be Yours" quite a lot. It would sit nicely besides Keith Richard's "Life", in any physical media collection.

Packed full of old school anecdotes, about old school drugs, other old school things, and various other tales of wonder. He really did look after someones pet monkey and take it for walks on a leash IIRC.

And he really did manage to persuade Bernard Manning to let him have a slot on his stage at his club, a really rough local comedy club, to read his poetry.

He didnt get heckled, booed, or bottled off the stage either. Probably much to Bernard Manning's surprise.

I love the fact that channel 4 and the Countdown audience recognise him for his talent for words, and haven't ruled him out because of his colourful past.

I missed a few opportunities to see him live on stage as the main act, and have only managed to see him as the support for Squeeze at The Manchester Apollo, a couple of years ago. They were a bad crowd, not into JCC at all. It's rarely going to bring out the best in anyone if the crowd are disinterested, at best.
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Do you know if jjc is on audiobook as well as keef richards?
 
Yes it is. Both of them are. That's my preferred medium these days too.

The JCC book is narrated by JCC himself. Keif only did parts of his. Those sections were great. Johny Depp did the other parts IIRC. Nothing wrong with those either.

I bought Keith Richards' "Life" in a 10 CD pack, but got the torrent download for JCC. Sorry JCC. (As if he's reading, lol.)

It's amazing how much Keif's accent has changed, he had a kind of unplaceable, but definitely not "posh", semi-American accent during his reading on Life, but quite recently I watched an interview of his from the 1980s I think, and he sounded incredibly posh. I mean his accent was almost the same as King Charles! I knew the Stones were / are Middle Class, but didn't think they were that posh. I don't think he was taking the piss in the interview, maybe it was an affectation, or maybe he went to a really posh school or something, I cant recall.
 
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Bleaney said:
Yes it is. Both of them are. That's my preferred medium these days too.

The JCC book is narrated by JCC himself. Keif only did parts of his. Those sections were great. Johny Depp did the other parts IIRC. Nothing wrong with those either.

I bought Keith Richards' "Life" in a 10 CD pack, but got the torrent download for JCC. Sorry JCC. (As if he's reading, lol.)

It's amazing how much Keif's accent has changed, he had a kind of unplaceable, but definitely not "posh", semi-American accent during his reading on Life, but quite recently I watched an interview of his from the 1980s I think, and he sounded incredibly posh. I mean his accent was almost the same as King Charles! I knew the Stones were / are Middle Class, but didn't think they were that posh. I don't think he was taking the piss in the interview, maybe it was an affectation, or maybe he went to a really posh school or something, I cant recall.
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Just wondering if jcc does go on blueght!?!! Ill look up audiobooks on youtube, as thats mainly my only internet use other than local regional, and national and international news and sport. And top above top secret website it is a good site, a bit loony somedays but alternitive
 
just a coker 01 said:
Just wondering if jcc does go on blueght!?!!
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I doubt it, considering he's now supposedly given everything up, AFAIK, and he's now an afternoon favourite on Countdown and such like. I doubt if he'd ever have predicted that for himself lol.

You can get a large amount of audio book torrents via audiobook bay, and then you just need a torrent program or app to download them. qBittorrent works fine for me.
 
Bleaney said:
I doubt it, considering he's now supposedly given everything up, AFAIK, and he's now an afternoon favourite on Countdown and such like. I doubt if he'd ever have predicted that for himself lol.

You can get a large amount of audio book torrents via audiobook bay, and then you just need a torrent program or app to download them. qBittorrent works fine for me.
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Nice one thanks
 
just a coker 01 said:
Nice one thanks
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Confessuon, the first time i saw him close enoigh to hear me was about 14 yards length away, and gave the freedom fist salute and exclaimed "john cooper clarke power to the peoples poet" he reacted warmly with a return salute, im sure he is used to such happenings during his life, but after i did it i felt like some sorted brain dead idiot in even saying anything, and i still feel i was over the top and bresched his personall space, so if i see him about i keep my mouth well shut, it always seems im a clumsy fool when i give my honest respect to anyome including celebs!
 
I'm sure he's been called worse!

Hooky was telling an amusing tale on some documentary about JCC, when he was either with JCC or very near to him, when someone on the street shouted over to JCC in a broad Mancunanian accent "Hey Clarkey! Get back on the smack, you fat bastard!"

:ROFLMAO:

I once had Steve Davis come and stand next to me at a Wire gig, immediately after he'd clocked me clocking him in the crowd. I have never felt so awkward in my life, as I didnt have a clue what to say to him, a dozen things went through my head, but I just froze. I know Davis has a reputation for being boring, but that is actually well outdated and undeserved these days imo. He's very into music, and pretty funny and genuine, and I could tell from the look on his face that he had the same opinion as me about the way Wire sounded that night - absolutely fucking awful!

I'm not sure what had gone wrong with the sound mix, but something certainly had. It was unfortunately one of the worst gigs I've ever been to, apart from having Steve Davis come and stand next to me.
 
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