Man Claims Taco Bell Put Opiates In His Taco...

[djfriendly]

My question is : what happened to the other "tainted" taco?

I think he plugged it.

 

[-Guido-]

Yummy.

 

[Afterm4th]

SHIT! I wish taco bell would spike _MY_ tacos! What a lucky fuck.

 

[Obyron]

Taco Bell spiked my gordita with something they claim is beef, but I know better.

 

[Astavats]

I love soft tacos! Im going to start eating them more often, and hope I win lol

 

[makinkbmxreturns]

if this is fall river,ma i wouldnt besurprised one bit if it were true

 

[psychetool]

Sure are some nice taco vendors.

 

[Blue_Phlame]

Honestly, who would put drugs into a taco?
what a waste...

taco's are cheap food. A possibility was that someone who worked at the meat factory had a morphine pill slip out of his pocket into a conveyor belt... got crushed while in the grinder, and then kept intact through delivery to taco bell... All one big coincidence, i say.

 

[Jamshyd]

Taco Bell spiked my gordita with something they claim is beef, but I know better.

Ah! It must have been a type of ham, then!

 

[ktx49]

yea i saw this on the new menu the other day at a local taco bell:

"THE NEW, EXCITING-HUGE-CHEESE-GORDITA-SOFT-CRUNCH-TORILLA-BEEF-DOUBLE-FRESCO-OPIATE-TACO!!"

 

[JorjeDeLaPuta]

Maybe its in the feed that they give their cattle. They drug them all up and make em slow so they are fat and tender, lol... The meat quality of fast foods is so nasty that I would definitely believe that sh*t and more genetic horrors that they do.

What do you think happens when you eat genetically modified foods? I don't want to find out. Grass fed beef son.

 

[rocklobster]

What do you think happens when you eat genetically modified foods?

You become less hungry.

 

[ChemicalSmiles]

this is hilarious, this guy set this up.... just like the finger in the chili.

 

[rm-rf]

This type of thing is the reason drugs are not legal and the reason they won't be for a very long time. Most people know NOTHING about drugs.

What a bunch of fucking idiots.

yo dude i was thinking the same thing. the whole "a form of morphene" phrase at the end of that sentence makes no sense. Firstly, shouldnt opiates be the general overall root node of the tree of that class of drugs? meaning morphene is an opiate, not that opiates are a morphene, derrrrrr. secondly its only there to bestow some grim setting on the whole scenario, "morphene is bad!" I guess the word "opiates" doesnt carry a strong enough negative stigma.

yea i saw this on the new menu the other day at a local taco bell:

"THE NEW, EXCITING-HUGE-CHEESE-GORDITA-SOFT-CRUNCH-TORILLA-BEEF-DOUBLE-FRESCO-OPIATE-TACO!!"

hahah yeah i can see the commercials:

DUDE CRUNCHY!

DUUUDE...CHEWEY!!!!

DUDE...ITS CHEESY!

/4th guy slumps over in chair

dude...noddy...

 

[boywonder]

Daggett says he went to the hospital where he allegedly tested positive for opiates, a form of morphine.
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Geez what a stupid fucking statement.

 

[drunken_etard]

i knew i felt funny after i eat that Taco...lol

 

[alanwatts]

I blame that damn Chihuahua. He sures does look..shifty.

 

[E-llusion]

Rarely eating @ Taco Bell, it always made me feel weird afterwards. I just figured it was those nasty mexican beans I guess they have another "secret sauce"

 

[E-llusion]

I blame that damn Chihuahua. He sures does look..shifty.

That dog looks like he's been on a meth binge for a month! Prolly why he got fired

 

[ktx49]

tar heroin is often used in their beef sauce.

of course u gotta request it; just tip the mexican cashier $10 and u get a bead.