lounge rap battle

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"I want candy!"
 
i aint that dude breakin bread on a bitch
but i am that dude gettn head and im rich
i switch up the game
to maintain charactetistics
i have fame to my name
you can check the statistics
on linguistics alone
I sit on the throne
thats my cologne
you be smellin
when ya girl gets home
 
the sweat be drippin from my ball sack
and I am mad craven a big mac.
Selling crack aint just the bling and the cars,
I am fucking raping to you from behind bars.
 
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bitch you the one whose behind the bars
taking cock in your ass free of charge
when he says big mac he dont mean mcdonalds
he means the negro who makes him swallow
 
Im sick of these fast food mcs/
givin me lyrical deficientcies/
rancid, expired, ya flow is void/
listen to 2pac, thats a lyrical steriod/
it is march 9th, so maybe a little biggie/
once your ready to die, then come against me/
 
I could give a fuck about rap
Put a gun to your face and let it go BLAP
I'm street nigga,
vest up unda the shirt nigga, a turf nigga
When my stomach growls shit gets real
I'm in the streets, shit steal

What you broke motha fuckas know about me?
I'll tear 28 branches off your family tree.
Your fuckin wit a real sav
I leave your babies mama under that white blanket on the ave


straight gangsta motha fucka
 
Your 389 on a forum
So face it you aint a G
Niggas build ego from the real world
on not what they see on TV

You say you'll "Blap" a cap
you drop the signs with out the math
But the only bus your riding
is taken you to highschool

yeee
 
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Like Da Runt-O Da Litta
I'm Left T Munch 'Er Shitta
But a little bit o Skat
Ain't gonna make this Dawg a Quitter

They call me the kid ... Cunnilingus .. Da Licka
Yeast, Warts, Menstruation like chopped Liver ...
I been there ... got the T-shirt - Yes blood I done it
Now come on you bitches ... see my Bootang
Get down .... Rim It!

You're Down wid HTTP ... Yeah you know Me!
 
my intellectuality precipitates tradegies rapidly.
servin' you worse than i be swervin creatin castastrophe
it doesnt really matter to me, the illest emcee
you sorry ass bitches will eva see.
 
it aint my fault i love smack
i just love gettin ass from this chick who has back

some bitches cant contest
yall act like ya can keep up with the rest

ditch that shit for a 357
fuck the 5-0 while im totin that smith and weason

pull me over for a d.u.i
kiss my ass and tell me i aint fly.

yall aint got shit
but ya act like you just served a bit

just cuz i can tune ur ass aint no reason to get bent
instead of tellin ur hoe u got more just tell her u be spent.
 
yo check it
i run this shit
page 8
bout to turn this shit upside down

yeah


My flow is unpenetratable
Rhymes are unbeliveable
When you hear me
you thinkin i was the next lyrical sophocles

I spit this game
i spit this fire
i keep shit crackin on da wire

with all these gangster mc's out there
thinking they can flow like they john doe
shits gotta go
bring in the new style
cali g-funk
got dead racoons in my trunk
cuzz thats how i flow
 
Jealous much son?
Cat gotcha gun?
Well listen up close cuz I'm 'bout to boast and bust
a rhyme so sublime straight from the West coast

You won't believe what I got up my sleeves,
step up, son I'll break ya neck like christopher reeves

Ya know trailer trash, and trailer park hoes
always want me at the end of my shows
I can't resist, why be alone
so I do what I do best and give that dog a bone

So you wanna party with me?
That's cool but it's BYOB
Bring your own bitches
 
lets see whats goin down in tha lounge
a bunch of naked bithces, bros, and some dudes who scrounge

thers more drama then you can shake a bat at
but still in here its hard to fake a jack

jungle juice seems concerv
l2r comes here to swurv
plurmonster is a nut
and now finder is an admin,
so dont say what?!?
 
jealousy, its not a good place to be.
you can sit and judge from your lowly position.
just know by doing so, you'll never be free.
if you don't like what's goin on, you best get started on a mission.
bitch bitch bitch, boast boast boast
this battle is gayer than bob saget as a game show host.
you guys lack intelligence, your shit stinks cause it doesn't make sense.
every one of you is the same, yer all playin the same game.
it's called ego trap, and damn strait it's holdin you back.
do us all a favor, grow some fuckin sack.
producin thoughts of verbal variety, so i can enlighten the whole society.
 
im on the beach with yo bitch
drinkin absolut
im gettin loot, shes lookin cute
while shes feeding me fruit
i dont mean to toot my own horn
but yo my style's sharper
than a hedge thorn
so let me forewarn all of yall
that this threat aint small
that ill put ya body in a hole
like a billiard ball
 
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god damn, tally is surely the man.
he's got my bitch in his grasp.
but which one? you think you own that ass?
you are what you eat, that's why i eat big chunks of meat.
mr fruity tooty, you can't get no booty.
my hedge is well kept, your stuck in that bag of grass.
if you're styles so sweet, you might compare it to glass.
your threat needs forewarning? you just proved your stuck in forlorning
yea we're all horny, but the closest you get to a hole is yer weak pipe bowl.
stuck on my skin like a mole, about to take a razor to your life.
one quick swipe, to end all of your strife.




....cmon lacey, let's seee what your gangsta ass has got. :-p
 
Well...You've more crabs than a seafood platter
The STD sores just get fatter
You are real nice, but that doesnt matter
Cos you got more crabs than a seafood platter

You go down like sun rotates
You come to my parties and you fuck my mates
You're the number one collector of STD's
Herpes and AIDS are some of these

(Note: Not directed at anybody inparticular)
 
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hahahah

ok listen
I'm a murdering facility
I'll tear a verse apart because that's fun to me
I'll grind your rhymes into resembling chili
paltry, tastin bitter like a pill, see
while my rhymes bypass your tongue
and stimulate your brain like ecstasy
oh no, this won't be the death of me
I'm actually warming up to speak your eulogy.
 
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