lounge rap battle

MzFluffy said:
Here's a little something about the people on bl that I know.
Rc is with dd, and for rent his dick is something she must blow..

We've got gp over here, and he's drunk as shit.
If you catch him drunk enough your dick is a place he will sit.

BA, and m885 are in the back jacking off to the nudie thread.
Because you know the chance of them getting any real ass is dead.

Lauras up in this bitch talking about how she reads books.
You know the only thing she really cares about is her suave abercrombie looks.

Amy and atlas are chillin in the cut..
He makes amy forget about womens rights when he's giving it to her in the butt.

The wood was somewhere in this crazy party with lots of ladies.
Sad thing for him is the only thing he'll bring back is some scabies.

In the midst there's there's a bunch of fucks looking into a porno mag.
Wondering when they'll find the 1,000,000th picture of kandy k's vag.

Bl is a party just come and you'll see.
You'll realize you're among many that practice drug fueled idiocy.

Now I must go because well i'm not much of a rapper.
These are just some random thoughts I came up with while sitting on the crapper.
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fucking bitch! no matter HOW drunk i get, i'd never go ghey. worst that'll happen, is i'll think an ugly chick is hot
 
first off
i've never been to mexico
nor have i been to nebraska
and i dont have a sister
and goddamnit, if its a DONKEY cock, its not gay!
 
GP knows we love him

This was very obviously a coordinated effort.

/kicks GP in the shin for emphasis

:D
 
holy shit i missed out on the rap battle?

who wants to battle me? anybody? =D
 
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c.a.p. - I flow sick
fuck all y'all haters blow dick

I spits the game for those that throw bricks
Money, cash, hoes, money cash chicks
 
captain balls got nothing
that poor kid is a loser
kinda like that kid called bruce
not an artist but a bruiser

i'll jump in here from nowhere known
i'll ryhme some shit and then be gone
but not before my skills i've shown
and left you all with your minds blown

i'm tough, i rap, don't give a crap
but come at me and i go snap
kasplatt! hows that! your pants are shat?
who'll take me on, whose words are PHat?!?

:D
rap is phun
 
That's just mean- you need to chill out before you really hurt someone's feelings (like my feelings).

:\ cb
 
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monday morning at my desk i'm smirkin
from reading bluelight why the fuck aint i workin
i aint read this thread for ages
fuck it i'll skip the last several pages
i take it my rhymes still own this thread
it's safe to assume since y'all fucked in the head
now back to earning my crust i must go
but without mcwigga, in my heart it'll snow :(
 
just owned an office rapp email battle with this little number

With the birko, l2r raises hell on some slutty broads
Dropping lightning bolts on fat asses like we’re mighty fuckin lords
We both here got the enemies, they smell like gorillas in the myst
Love to tear em down to shreds with two pumps of the fist
A favour for another we'd both blast each others foes
To cancel any motive to raise hell on these fat hoes
Lay em by the wayside to decompose by the shore
Till this filthy corrupting company can produce a couple more
We’ll be ready with the sum of fear that we can so produce
Make em shiver like a tree in wind or strung up by a noose
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this thread be bumping like the darkest of the dark
but dinner's ready so enough of this gay lark
 
im too nice on the mic
but heres something for ya
a lyrical scorcher
thats hotter than ya bath water
im a hell of a guy
im sick wit this rapping
my rhymes are complex like
chromosome mapping
 
im here to bust some white man raps
for all of you blue light chaps
listen up as i flow my shit
mabey get up and dance to it
so when you hear me spit
go light it up, and take a hit
now im rappin like i own the place
and i can see it in your face
that you know im the king
of rap, hip-hop and everything
now im a leave you sittin shocked from my flow
ill see ya agin but now i gotta go
 
LostandFound nice to meet you
I see your new to the bluelightcrew
Try to make this a damn good debut
Out the blue you came, so let me give some legal advise
Before you challenged us Loungers you should of thought twice
I dont like seein the new ones makin a self sacrifice
Makes my heart as cold as ice
At anyprice, pull some lyrics outta ya bag of tricks
They usually help you in things like Bluelight politics
For kicks we all make you toungue tied and you might get teary eyed
But dont be disatisfed, are actions be justified
We know you qualified, mods lettin you post made a good choice
Besides they top dawg, They got the first and final voice
Rejoice, its like christmas in december
We got a new Bluelight member
Remember he brand new, low posts with a fresh point of view
Try to give this kid a good book review.
 
Yo im like Predator on a mission stalking you and yo pussy ass friends in the woods
Trackin yo bitch ass with special vison and stealin yo goods
Coulds you spare me another trophy for my collection?
Yes u can, yo lyrics is weak or so says my detection
Election time i fuckin win
Best lyrics, bag of trophies, time for some juice and gin
Fin? I dont fuckin think so theres a reason
Its quite elementary bitches still in season
Commit treason as i sling out my war blades
Last thing u see is BLING BLING, see u in hades
Evades me you do not
Lovin the taste of victory as much as yo moms sweet spot
Alot a fuckin haters say i got no skill, kid u know jack shit my punchlines is ill
Ya Feel? Of course not, ladies and gentleman whats your jurisdiction? Some these rappin Bluelighters guilty of bein whack sentenced to crusifxition
Aint no fuckin contradiction to this conviction of absolute fuckin shit
Odds are most these Bluelighters fuckin bit, the shit aint legit
Permit me to kick his ass outta here?
Never fear callin in the lyrical engineer
Queer stompers Inc bout to Murder the son of a bitch
Steal his head dun, and stash him in a ditch.
 
yo check it out its me da master wizard of alteration
I got da spell lock ur inner dome nerve loss of sensation
came the paralysis infection cross da blood brain barrier
my alchemy has the cure to your the pestilence carrier
the herbal white crystal kush smoke blunt in a paper
inhale da element material grass blow ur face full of vapor
oxygen depreciation your lungs cant handle loss of breath
its like u smokin dope ounces peanut butter crystal meth
your gonna get bronchitis and know you cant fight this
made u a mute white blood cells feeble full of bacteria
can't speak vocal vibrations ur throat bombarded diphtheria
cause concern I'll send some flowers to your hospital bed
lack attention yo get bouquet of roses poisoned liquid lead
overgrowth plagued your system now your verse is dead
 
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