lounge rap battle

Fuck these wanabe gansta battle raps,
Talking bout bitches and bustin caps.
Being all gansta just ain't the shit,
So step back to see the bigger picture,
Sit down blaze up and take a big hit,
For this is a lesson from the battle scripture.
A real rap battle takes on many forms,
Constantly shape shifts and then transforms.
Multiple wavelengths of lyrical defense mechanisms,
Structured words like rhymes that can cause aneurisms,
But no need to get all high and hyper,
There’s beauty in the simplest of cypher.
 
I told you motherfuckers I'd be right back
Shooting dice in the hood - must have lost 8 stacks
Ain't nothing to a G I hop back in my Maybach
 
Hahahahahahahaaa......

All yall shits wack as hell , shit aint hot, just lukewarm
ya flows is twisted and blistered , ugly , busted, deformed,
Grotesque , ineffective
Like a floppy erection
Ha ha , and thinkin you came out
wit some shit unexpected
come an get it, you want it, bring it, Im ready n willin
Yo ass can end up aborted, like illegetimate children
 
bumped this thread now lacey's back
makes us men feel out of whack
her words in here to me like crack
i wonder when she'll show her rack
to jive this thread i'm on the case
makin you second guess my race
replys that try to spray like mace
well say that shit to my fuckin face
 
Im in the club lookin for some nasty hoes
I got weed the same color of pastachios
And im real real cool like teddy pendergrass
so Bitches stop in their paths when im walking past
askn 4 my number like im signing autographs
and im a movie star
so when i pull up to the bar
there aint no cause for confusion
pimpin aint no illusion
i took ya girl out to eat at the place of her choosin
pertruding out her shirt was her titties...
so sexy
I wanted her to get down on her knees
and come over and bless me
 
^^ way to steal one of Luda's rhymes

"im with some nasty hoes, eatin pistachioes" - Splash waterfalls


PS....Now that i think of it in "hail mary" they use twisted n blistered in the same line so thatd make me a biter too,...mhahaha
 
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illegal parking permit pouring juice on dat salad
my face tastes like grass but my pass is invalid
who likes bobby pins and penguins with skins
its lacey k who does and just ate 4 twins
TALLY's illegitimate childern the ping pong tables
who tic tac toe nasty fables with av cables
stolen from donkey punch cereal captain crunch
good with milk and honey happy meal number one
free toys for everyone home take showers im done
 
throw a bow and im throwin one back atcha
I copped a sack in the lac and im matchin ya.
it aint no thang im flippin dope like a spatula.
creepn slow in the game, like a tarantula.
HOLD UP!!!
i gotta call
ill holla right back atcha
Im making money everyday
Just like u know i should
flippin that good, grippin wood
im blowin up in my hood
Breaking bread is my language
and im naturally fluent
Thats how i do it
cuz im big T-A-double L
Doin it Monster Big
and Im doin it well
 
you can't aim a bow in the thick of this snow
this snow is my mind, and it's quite kind.
a spatuala does well, in the kitchen makin my fixins
can you slice and dice with precision, hey you, you even listening?
i'm sharper than an arrow, feastin on your sider ass like a sparrow.
hold up? so you can boast about your money?
that's funnny, i got plenty of hunny.
worth more than your concept of wood, even though you think you should
boost your ego, strikin ya down cause mine just won't lemme go.
no need for all that, i'll taste some uh yer bread.
cause if i couuld rap half this good for real, i wouldn't let it get to my head.



hahahaha, oh man....yea i can't rhyme, but some of you guys just flat out suck.
 
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Your flows are ineffectual while I wax intellectual,
You spitting the basics while I'm getting conceptual,
I can wreck your lame efforts without getting highbrow,
And who ever heard of a gangsta with a painted on eyebrow?
G's in the ghetto like yo this 'bitch is an actor',
Trying to talk hood while slapping on the Max Factor,
Every photo on the net shows those lips in a pout,
You trying to be a pop star just Don't Speak like No Doubt.
 
I'm delighted by your lack of cerebral retention
like raw cooked steak bloody fourth dimension
the amputation of cell block 9 eraser pencils
pony tails cut with polygon kitchen utensils
you wax ebonics stapler stench the litter
clothing lines off the turnbuckle with john ritter
you problematic candy cane sippin pragmatic
baby diapers in your life crap conservatives
detention gives away fallen1's preservatives
 
I ate 4 twins? Wtf son.

4 twins is called quadruplets, get ya shit straight. ;)

And wtf that got to do with penguins? damn some of yall just write whatever shit randomly pops into your head dont u. hehehe
 
lacey k said:
And wtf that got to do with penguins? damn some of yall just write whatever shit randomly pops into your head dont u. hehehe
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yea wtf people, you gotta work with what the person above you wrote at least or their character traits or something. like what i did with tally's rhyme. i used what he wrote and said about himself and turned it around.... use ther screen name or whatever. anyone can just whip out random insults with words that sound the same...
 
hold up jam weezy my rhymes please me
whining like you care about the color of pee
you got accuracy like an orc on a bow and arrow
sharpness blade cant cut even into my bone marrow
cause I got rubber bands sitting on a black recliner
my invisible potion blocks your view eating at the diner
aint got honey at da table I'm da bear who ate it
fed your bread to ducks with frog eyeballs i traded
 
We run, we jump, we swim and play
We row and go on trips
but the thing that lasts forever, are our dear friendships....
Camp Anawanna, we hold you in our hearts
and when we think about you
IT MAKES ME WANNA FART...
It's i hope we never part. now get it right or pay the price
...Now we will share a lifetime of the fondest memories
by the Lake of Anawanna, Sat in the old pine trees
Camp Ana....
We hold you in out hearts
but when we think...
this think came apart...
THINK ANAWANNA-wanna, SPEAK ANAWANNA-wanna, LIVE ANAWANNA-wanna
UGG!!!!
 
yo none of u mother fuckers can fuck it with my bitch
whens the last time you ever touched a clit
youve never fucked a bitch
your dicks so small it wont even fit
ur talkin shit but you dont even know about the shit i kick ill give yah pussy a lick,
so you can suck my fuckin dick
all the bitches u fuck are guys but they look like chicks
thats right u fuck transexuals
have you ever even fucked somebody with real gentials
i dont think you can even top my shit becuase you know deep down you are just a little bitch
 
nigga i am takin this stack u aint gettin that shit back
i will grab ur wife's rack
and give ur computer hack
you wanan steal my stack?
you will end up on a fuckin meat rack
 
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