lounge rap battle

If i could rap,
i'd rap you a song
but since i cant rap
im fuckin' stealin' yo' bong.
 
yo you don't just have to steal a bong
if you're interested in something long hard and shaped like a dong
to put your lips around and your grips around
baby holla at me before I'm too drunk and gone
 
baby, i holla'd last night
but you coma'd on sight
ma cunt was drippin'
but you kept on missin'
so i went to jungle juice
who pulled out his dirty moose
who fucked me long hard and gone.
RESPECT!

lol wtf.
 
^thats harsh...

ok. ima havva go...

here`s a big shout out to beyonce !
hey babe how ya doin today ?
i just gotta say
you got the butt to slay
every man in town
im goin down, right on ya brown
break that smile out from my frown
the kind that goes all the way from uptown to down town...
 
the de luz what a fucking putz
ain't even good enough to blow my nutz
couldn't even keep up with my strutz

that's right I'm the best thing since beer
No I won't fuck your momz
I can't help it your dad is queer.


I suck at this.
 
^^ *pat pat* its alright, we all kinda really really badly suck.

oops, sorry for being harsh if i was harsh because i dont have any clue.

gangsturrrrrrrrrrrrr peace out.
 
Not exacttly a rap, but here goes:

As the compound consumed starts to absorb,
Artifitial feelings and purified thought.

The distilation of ones own mind breeds,
New paths of thought planted like seeds.

You question no futher you reason for being,
Simply accepting you existance,
Not caring for what it might mean.

A sense of understanding that slowly fades through the night,
The next moring will bring either peace or confusing fright.

There is no hidden reason or deep meaning,
Just a mind trip with an incredible feeling.

MDMA, False feeling and brain decay?
Fark it I'll party anyway... :)
 
l2r throws in with rhymes like tyres that can tread
not reading past the first sorry page of this pussy arsed thread
busting lyrics like the sum of nut that i've given to your mothers
dropping jaws breaking laws ripping panties like no others
like many other rappers all i do it talk about myself
with the occasional violence and cursing word that's dangerous to your health
even paraplegics with barbed wire up their arse can pull off this stunt
but i make it sound so good i'm like a predator on the hunt
enough of this shit, i don't like public masturbating
i'm sure y'all reading this must be finding me irritating
 
Well, here goes...


I started stalkin' since the dawn of time
I hadn't seen anything quite sublime
but after seeing the shit on this shelf
I started ta consida shootin' myself
But then i saw the answa all along
about tellin' allz yallz how yallz be wrong
droppin' name bombs involving jizz
don't reallay take no rhymin' whiz
What the hell, Phonic? That ain't sonic
That's skillz out of here, but in da lounge itz moronic
Rusty Cage don't sound so shurr
I think we need oxy-clean up in hurr
de_luz, de_luz, de_what_the_fuck?
I haulin' yo e-ass onta a truck!
AxL BLaZe rhymes in a haze
his beats flow like may-o-naize
Knowin' my limitz befo' I repeat
The is N to the Ew, supplying the heat!
 
Benefit said:
What the fuck is that?

There's an entire forum for crappy poetry pal!
Click to expand...

Is this better?

My rhymes are like an addiction to amphetamines,
I make you fiend for more, without them you start hallucinating and seeing fucked-up dreams.

I don't pretend to be a gansta in what I preach.
My sole aim is to educate not just to teach.

Like a lyrical master with a grasp of the word,
I can switch styles and even talk gansta, ya huuurd?

Don't exceed your limits in what you can spit,
For BL holds many ego assasins like Benfit that will gladly take the hit.

Flow must words that come out on time,
Like my previous shitty poem, it's all gotta rhyme.

That’s enough lessons for one day to be learned,
Careful who you battle with, for you might get burned.

:D
 
poo poop - poop i poo
lay a couple of brown ones right in your shoe
practicing the arts of my photochop kung fu
if you post in the nudie thread then i'll photoshop you

I poo four poops at one time
and i dont wipe my bum when i'm finished with mine
no more posting poems coz we aint got time
every time i see kitd i excrete penis passion slime

now i know that my rhymes are considered bad
i post in the dark side when i'm feeling sad
took too much lsd now i'm clinically mad
i wonder how many cocks mzfluffy as had

Booyakasah jungle is quite big, big ups to the lounge massive, boomting!
 
fer real, I don't want to steal the mic, but I will
mehm and kill ya, walk out with ms. fluff, and all of ya scrilla
no big deal cause, the law already wants me
I jacked your brother's pit bull and all your grandma's oxy
honestly, I got to take off
maybe back to the nudie thread, I'm fealin a little soft :D

..um..I don't usually rhyme like that =D
 
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turn me up in them headphones, man - I'm about to wreck these fake gangstas:

Yo - you bluelighters get on the mic and forget one thing...



yo yo, something's wrong with my headphones son!
 
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