lounge rap battle

I got a hand on my dick and a tick on my lip
Like a palindrome I'm the the same when I flip
here's a tip
Reassess your situation and check your distance
Cuz like the little engine I got mad persistance


hey bub a ree bub
 
junglejuice would know.

he jammed my Aunt Flow just the other night!
 
vibr8tor said:
junglejuice would know.

he jammed my Aunt Flow just the other night!
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Brownz said:
EADD is the forum to be.
But I guess nobody in the lounge takes notice of me.

So before you mouth off and fire into brownz.
Let me tell you your all a bunch of clowns.

:P :P ;) ;)
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^ Respect *typical clicking index finger onto middle finger motion repeatadly*
 
I better watch my step in here, cause there's ants everywhere
and its becoming clear that I need to start stomping
part swamp thing and the other half is just mixed up
so I puked on your couch like a freshman on his sixth cup
big nuts get stuck on breakzhabit's pimp slapped cheek
then JJ died from laughing, saying, "man, that guy's a freak!"
so don't speak bruceleet, I think you better reconsider
when 10 red dots light up your spot and this crazy man is on the trigger
skin thicker than a rhino's ass
you can't smash my house, even though its made of glass
hopefully i didn't leave to many people out =D
 
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BruceLeet said:
I got hoes across the world with my vast bluelight connections
From sassyxl to kitd i got the place to dump erections[/I]


GoGoggoGGOGgo.
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hahaha!!! thats me! lol.
 
Allright....yea thats right....give me a beat

I'm not like one of these battle rappers
I come original like 311 with a smash hit
So sit back, light a blunt and listen to this shit

Thats right I sport blue yellow because I'm a bannana slug
From UCSC where we keep it real and I don't need to front like a thug
Thats why you will never see me sporting lugz
I will rock the es because thats how I dress

We party so hard you don't even know
While your at class I'm copping on mountains of blow
So much white its like motha fucking christmas
I'm telling you, you don't want to miss this.

We might not have a football team but we blow that green
So much smoke its like a sideshow
We get stoney like we got looked at by Medusa
While I'm tearing up your bitches poosa


yadidiwhaaaaaaaa!
 
Aight nigga, pass me dat mic, we gon' do dis... what what.... yeah... Alabaster Jones in the hizzouse!

I woke up in jail at about three o'clock
What the fuck nigga? Where are my socks?!?!
My asshole is loose like a rubberband
Jesus Christ, I hope dat nigga washed his hand.

I get so much pussy
That it ain't even funny
Last night I ate some bad turkey
Now mah shit is runny!

Fuck ya'll motherfuckers,
Say we're not supposed to talk about shit
When you got a cock like a donkey
You can't really help it.

I like to slide my meat between the sweet love sheets
Rapping with no beat
Is like having sex with your feet
It sucks and it confuses Grandma.
 
there goes Benefit again talkin about his grandma
that's last week's news
I done fucked her till she couldn't stand uhh

I'm the one at the party stealing all the booze
walking out with your frat's keg
dude if you snooze you lose

that BruceLeet dude he seems like a noobie with fire
but to be real if owned an escort service
him or his momma I wouldn't hire

and JJ's ginger self must be off in Spain
bro saying you're the lounge mod won't get you ass
not even a ho from Santa Cruz would get on your shit
this is saying if you had a blunt the size of my dick to pass

now back to Benefit I've done seen him in real life
and truth be told he looks like the dude on the far far right:

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I ain't got no mutha fuckin friends!
Thats why I fucked your bitch you DeVry loving mothafucka
Westside!
Lounge Mod Killers
This one goes out to Bryan
Ha ha, that's right!

First off, I fucked your bitch and I jacked your hat
West side when we ride nobody likes you in chat.
You claim to be a playa but I fucked your i-girl
I bust on Lounge Mods then I fucked a squirrel.

jj tryin' to see me always saying "play nice"
If your freckled ass was dying I would hope you get lice.
We keep on coming, makin fun of all the Jews
To whiney ass michael, fuck you and your Torah-loving crew!

Steady flaming keep on maiming these moderatin' fools
Finder is a bitch and a motherfuckin tool.
Little lovely Lori fuckin around with DeVry bitches
I been working on a move that'll make your pussy need stitches.
So fuck these fucking roasts and fuck your chat too
If you wanted a big dick, I got dat foo'!

Don't let these fucking dorks own the board
Lounge Mod Killers got some strawberry jam stored
In the cellar.
We got Rubix Cubes too!
Westside!

So this is how we gon' do this, fuck DD, fuck jj, fuck Finder, and if you wanna be down with these motherfucking fleshlight fucking faggots than fuck you too, we the motherfucking law!
 
I bust nuts in hoes eyes, and poop in hoes mouths
and all you guys shoot up pills on your mother's couch
 
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