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Local characters / weirdos

just remembered one thats known through our whole city rather than just one area called poofy jo jo

This guy wears skirts , tights and has a hand bag while not having shaved for a long time by the looks of him lol

I was up in court one time and this cunt was there for harassing a family and breaking in to their house

was funny as fuck seeing him stand up in court and even the judge was having to hold back the laughter .. i mean come on seeing this guy in court wearing all that shit he he
 
We've all had moments like that knockando! I remember once my flatmate and I were woken up by a friend who had ended up in our neighbours car which they totalled the night before. (all of which we'd heard going on and thought nothing of)

Anyway, the three of us went to go have a look, wearing t-shirts, board shorts and flip flops in the middle of winter and just stood around this car laughing our asses off.

Up in Aberdeen we have a guy who goes around wearing a traditional kilt (the ones that you sort of wrap around you and go over your shoulder), with studded leather boots etc. Haven't seen him around for a couple of years though.
 
Chatative said:
We've all had moments like that knockando! I remember once my flatmate and I were woken up by a friend who had ended up in our neighbours car which they totalled the night before. (all of which we'd heard going on and thought nothing of)

Anyway, the three of us went to go have a look, wearing t-shirts, board shorts and flip flops in the middle of winter and just stood around this car laughing our asses off.

Up in Aberdeen we have a guy who goes around wearing a traditional kilt (the ones that you sort of wrap around you and go over your shoulder), with studded leather boots etc. Haven't seen him around for a couple of years though.
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you must know poofy jo jo too im from aberdeen mate, i know the guy your talking about too
 
Chatative said:
Up in Aberdeen we have a guy who goes around wearing a traditional kilt (the ones that you sort of wrap around you and go over your shoulder), with studded leather boots etc. Haven't seen him around for a couple of years though.
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Check post 18 in this thread :)
 
ponch said:
Pavement dave, named because every time you see him he is lying face down somewhere absolutely wasted.

Apparently he had a successful business which he sold for a few million and used the proceeds to go on an almighty bender.
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Often the case with some of the most crazy street people .
They are doing really well , usually self employed n then something happens n everything unravells , loose Home, Family n Dignity .
 
smackcraft said:
you must know poofy jo jo too im from aberdeen mate, i know the guy your talking about too
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Doesn't ring any bells but I've no doubt I'll know who you mean on sight.

cletus said:
Check post 18 in this thread :)
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Haha, class... yeah that's the guy! =D

Another couple I can think of that can sometimes be spotted in Exo...

Exo Dave... I haven't been there for a while, but this guy in his mid forties or something always used to be standing on the right side of the bar every night without fail. Also the comic book store owner who wears a purple suit.

*EDIT* - more of a one off... but there was a little old greek lady playing a small acoustic on the corner of Belmont Street a few weeks ago, just smiling away with a toothless grin muttering something along the lines of "La, la, la, la la" and fervently strumming up and down. She was just playing one half muted chord... I don't even know if she knew how to play the damn thing really.

I was struggling not to laugh as I walked past and almost doubled back to video it on my phone. Who knows, maybe that sort of thing passes for music in isolated towns over there. :D
 
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Seen one new person since i've moved Manchester. It's this batshit foreign lady, she stands at the same place every night with hundreds of newspaper and a suitcase screaming at people in gibberish. It's quite terrifying if you're the subject of said gibberish haha. She sometimes has loads of blankets wrapped up asif she has a baby. She doesn't even try and ask for money like people do when they usually do that, she just does it. Batshit I tell you. Will get pictures tonight =D!
 
CbRoXiDe said:
Seen one new person since i've moved Manchester. It's this batshit foreign lady, she stands at the same place every night with hundreds of newspaper and a suitcase screaming at people in gibberish. It's quite terrifying if you're the subject of said gibberish haha. She sometimes has loads of blankets wrapped up asif she has a baby. She doesn't even try and ask for money like people do when they usually do that, she just does it. Batshit I tell you. Will get pictures tonight =D!
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Mrs. Singh? :D

She hands out leaflets about the Freemasons being corrupt and her troubles with her ex-husband. She's obviously schizophrenic so I feel sorry for her. Especially as the students treat her like a freakshow, getting her on the radio and so on.

She's on friendly terms with my ex; she visits her workplace regularly and always tells her she looks beautiful.

There was a showdown outside Withington library a few weeks ago - Mrs. Singh vs. Patti (another victim of poor mental healthcare, who stands in Fallowfield Sainsbury's and reads the papers). It was something you didn't want to be around.
 
one we had that hung out around the grave yard in the town center was stumpy due to he had a stump for a foot, he also had a sort of strange bob in his walk but yeah he hung out in the town grave yard usually hoping for scraps of food from people while on their lunch break from one of the local colleges .. not sure if he was there through the weekend or not but with out fail every lunch time he would be there giving you looks as you munched your sandwich just hoping you would give him a crumb or two

theres actually a picture that reminds me of good old stumpy here ...

http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1270/1093779909_edd45e9a12.jpg
 
This is such a good thread lol.

Round my area theres a guy called 'mad john', who is the nicest guy. but he shouts wierd sayings at anyone and everyone:

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they did a documentary on him lol:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pp62RC_tJK0&feature=related

Also dunno if anyone knows about the wizard guy in sutton. the guy is a nutter. thinks he is a genuine wizard. sometimes has a cat on his shoulder, and walks with some mad wizard cane.

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chinup said:
used to quite often see uni cycle man going up the insanely steep bit of hill onto cromwell rd, was always totally awed by that.
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Haha I saw him there the other day, does he only cycle up that bit of road over and over? =D

He is very impressive I must say.
 
Busty St Clare said:
I usually get him something to eat when I walk home from the local pub if I'm ever in the area though.
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That's really nice. My bird bought one of the homeless guys in Rochdale a Mayo Chicken, from Maccies, not long ago, and he just said 'I don't like those'. The ungrateful cunt. You'd think if you were starving, you'd eat anything.
 
Ungrateful twat! The worst are the the addicts who turn down the food and ask for money to buy it instead. You feel ashame for them, sort of, but 8)

There is one homeless guy my friends and I always chat to. Often give him smokes, food etc. One time we even opened a bottle of rum and chatted for a while sharing it.

There are some genuine folk out there :)
 
Treacle said:
That's really nice. My bird bought one of the homeless guys in Rochdale a Mayo Chicken, from Maccies, not long ago, and he just said 'I don't like those'. The ungrateful cunt. You'd think if you were starving, you'd eat anything.
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Ya, but also people often end up homeless because they are mad as a box of frogs, socially retarded in the extreme, or so entirely booze/drugfucked that a tasty burger doesn't seem to be the gift it is.
 
Chatative said:
Ungrateful twat! The worst are the the addicts who turn down the food and ask for money to buy it instead. You feel ashame for them, sort of, but 8)

There is one homeless guy my friends and I always chat to. Often give him smokes, food etc. One time we even opened a bottle of rum and chatted for a while sharing it.

There are some genuine folk out there :)
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wouldnt be the guy outside the trinity center across from the train station would it ?

hes sound
 
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