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  • EADD Moderators: Pissed_and_messed | Shinji Ikari

Let's hear some good insults

1. She's got a face like a dog licking pish off a nettle.

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If you see someone scratching their leg/belly/arse.... witever

Point and shout out *MOBILE CRABS*
 
"what a nonce" Or "look at the gunt on her..." (that strange bump in between the gut and ... )

Not very PC but they crack me up when I hear people saying them =D
 
'If I wanted to hear someone moan, I would have taken the gag off your mum whilst I was drilling her'​
 
Yo mama so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up
 
she had a face like a shot-blasters welly

She's a bit of a Kronenburg - looks 16 from behind, but 64 from the front

a good "weegie" term is just to call someone a baw-bag
 
Fucking hell........did you comb your hair with a toffee apple?



or

Did you style your hair with a firework
 
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