Let's hear some good insults

[Too many doses]

Now that'll take skill, a good compliment....

 

[koneko]

Mr F& B is fit like but Felix is a stud muffin

 

[CbRoXiDe]

Lets get this back on track, I suck at compliments .

This is how it's going to go down, dropping insults Shakespeare styling;

Thou surly reeling-ripe fustilarian!
Thou warped weather-bitten pigeon-egg!
Thou infectious ill-breeding measle!
Thou artless guts-griping foot-licker!

 

[lazzzy]

You sir... are a gaylord!

 

[blue moon]

^lol!
heres some genuine speakspear insults...
Base slave, thy words are blunt, and so art thou (Henry VI Part 2)
Beg that thou may have leave to hang thyself (The Merchant of Venice)
Bless me, what a fry of fornication is at the door (King Henry VIII)

not too good at compliments on account of me being such a grumpy cunt, but here goes..
na, cant do it

 

[koneko]

Lets get this back on track, I suck at compliments .

Ya miserable fucker

 

[WeLoveSpace]

A bit more difficult, but hpw about some crackin' compliments as well? (yes I'm in a good mood!)

Okay...

"Aye, he's an alright cunt.....to throw hoff (half) bricks at!" is a favourite of mine

 

[CbRoXiDe]

Ya miserable fucker

 

[parttime crackhead]

Okay...

"Aye, he's an alright cunt.....to throw hoff (half) bricks at!" is a favourite of mine

"aye he's a sound guy... when he's sleeping"

 

[cletus]

Hey parttime, you know what I like about you?

NSFW:

Fuck all !!!

 

[DJ 303]

"i don't care where you go.
you can fuck off to tibet, and i'll send nutters, from Parkhurst, dressed in Yeti suits, with meat cleavers ready to chop your tarty fuckin' legs off."

10 points to anyone who can tell me who i quoted

 

[DJ 303]

you cock sucking, sausage swapping, marmite mining, uphill gardening, rear end gunning, bum bashing, poo poking, dung denting, nob gobbling, spunk sucking, rim raiding, arse fucking, cheek spreading, cum quaffing gaylord

 

[Cornishman]

Balderdash and poppycock! Those blasted yobs have ruined my dandelion patch again.

 

[parttime crackhead]

"i don't care where you go.
you can fuck off to tibet, and i'll send nutters, from Parkhurst, dressed in Yeti suits, with meat cleavers ready to chop your tarty fuckin' legs off."

10 points to anyone who can tell me who i quoted

cunt from snatch. bricktop

 

[eclipsedesign]

Muggy cunt.

 

[DJ 303]

cunt from snatch. bricktop

well yes! 8 points! Alan Ford is his name.
He can give some proper abuse!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-AnxtjQ4XZs

famous quote from dubstep massive tune by caspa "cockney thug"

 

[eclipsedesign]

Navigator of the windward passage.

 

[Mr Wobble]

"i don't care where you go.
you can fuck off to tibet, and i'll send nutters, from Parkhurst, dressed in Yeti suits, with meat cleavers ready to chop your tarty fuckin' legs off."

10 points to anyone who can tell me who i quoted

Sounds like Malcolm Tucker to me.

Do I win?

Edit: oh dear, should have read on a bit.

Anyway, if he hasn't already been mentioned, check out Malcolm Tucker from the Thick of It - they supposedly employ a swearing consultant to think up Tucker's lines.

 

[Mr Wobble]

You don't sweat much for a fat lass.

I like to use that either as an insult or a chat up line, dependant upon context (set and setting as they say) and the <strike>slapper</strike> female lady in question.

 

[parttime crackhead]

Sounds like Malcolm Tucker to me.

Do I win?

Edit: oh dear, should have read on a bit.

Anyway, if he hasn't already been mentioned, check out Malcolm Tucker from the Thick of It - they supposedly employ a swearing consultant to think up Tucker's lines.

"He's about as much use as a marzipan dildo."

"I'd love to stop & chat... but I'd rather have type 2 diabetes."