Let's hear some good insults

[felix]

are any of them british?

gtfo of here with that american pish ye wee scrote.

 

[Mugz]

shut your farking mouth you dinlo :D8)

 

[cletus]

I know mugabe, stop quoting american pish ye fucking tadger!

 

[CbRoXiDe]

You seeping vaginal discharge.

You cunt munching twat bucket.

You aids infested jizz dumpster.

You queefe huffing shit eater.

 

[Mugz]

Don't be a squinny you divvy :D

 

[cletus]

squinny? What's that then?

 

[Mugz]

squinny? What's that then?

http://www.bluelight.ru/vb/showthread.php?t=448999&highlight=pompey

portsmouth slang

 

[discopupils]

You seeping vaginal discharge.

You cunt munching twat bucket.

You aids infested jizz dumpster.

You queefe huffing shit eater.

you disease-riddled glans machine.

 

[Too many doses]

So with twat the proper pronounciation of the a is like in "fat"? Everyone here says it like "twot", I guess that's American pish lol.

 

[felix]

you really need to fix that with your fellow septics mate, the very idea of pronouncing it twot sounds fucking ridiculous.

 

[Shambles]

Twat rhymes with fat, cat, bat, mat and similar words that rhyme with twat. It doesn't work otherwise. A big part of its brilliance is in the pure satisfaction of spitting it out with suitable vehemence. Pronouncing it as "twot" just makes you sound a twat.

 

[Too many doses]

It'll be my personal mission . I know why Americans have a bad rap with you guys now lol :D.

 

[cosmic charlie]

I'm from new jersey

can you have this thread translated in a pdf ?

 

[felix]

I'm from new jersey

can you have this thread translated in a pdf ?

your wish is my command, sir. :D

 

[blue moon]

sonney d'mock ye, ill break y'up in bits!

 

[felix]

your wish is my command, sir. :D

bah, that's only page 1.

just go to thread/show printable version and go to http://www.freepdfconvert.com/ to convert it.

 

[harryhoofter]

Scottish people are the biggest dickhead's in the whole of the world. I know this because I am scottish.

 

[blue moon]

Thou art a crusty botch of nature indeed

 

[fastandbulbous]

A bit more difficult, but hpw about some crackin' compliments as well? (yes I'm in a good mood!)

 

[cletus]

I U f&b :D