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  • EADD Moderators: Pissed_and_messed | Shinji Ikari

Let's hear some good insults

When someone hears their name come outta your mouth and they say "what?"
and you say "I wasn't talking to you I was talking about you"
 
Let's face it no body would miss you if your dad would of put you in a tissue.

It rhymes as well.
 
that slag looks like 'er face caught fire and some cunt put it out with a screwdriver.

you are fuckin mingin'

slag
nob 'ed
twat
nob jockey
wanker

i wouldn't piss up your arse of your kidneys were on fire.

arse raping marmite mining rear end gunning uphill gardening poo pking dung denting ring raiding bum bashing butt hugging gaylord.

three pump chump.

vaginal bloodfart

you fuckin tit
youre off youre tits
your gettin on my tits

cunt.
 
oi you fuckin pikey!
i aint finished.
did i mention that i would rather be gang raped and cluster-fucked by a gang of homosexual peadophilic necrophilic syphillitic leperous lecherous rapists than spend another moment with you, you pig fucking spastic.
your old dear is a fat fucking bint, she's got a face like a bulldog chewing on a wasp, soo no wonder she beat you round the chops with the ugly stick you fuckin nonce. next time ask the leathery-twatted slag to do us all a favour and bury a hatchet in your stupid fat face and rid us of your cancerous presence.
someone shouldve cut your old mans scabby bollocks off before he stuck his pus oosing flaky member in your hairy chested mother. though i spose you dont know which one your old man is eh? your milkmans an ugly fuckin nob swapping cheese eating surrender monkey though. problem is no one remebers who your fuckin genital wart of a mother is anyway cause they only ever see her gaping weeping vag. weeping cock sores thats what we'll call you from now on cause i like you about as much as i'd like an aids infected over-populated leathery twat for a gas mask.
I don't give a fuckin monkeys if you think your mohammed "im 'ard" bruce lee, my fuckin grandma could knock you out with one punch and she's been dead for years.
so have you by the smell of it.
you skanky fuckin pikey.
its a good job jesus loves you cause everyone else thinks your a cunt.

you cunting cunt fucker.
the sun'll be shinin on the world when somebody finally buries an ice pick in your skull and leaves you at the bottom of the Thames.

Now get out of my fuckin sight before i chop your tarty fuckin legs off.
 
phew - i feel strangely relieved.
i think thatd been building up for a while.

thanks everybody, its typical that the most offensive stream of nonsensical bollocks has been my most appreciated post so far in BL.

if you didn't like my post however - you can kiss my roids.
beccuse quite frankly my dear fellow,
i don't like the cut of your jib.

cunt
 
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