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Let's hear some good insults

Another good one.

We were on our way back from Aberdeen on the supporters bus and had stopped at some shop to get a carry-out. The shop is packed at the time, one of my mate shouts to another waiting in the que about 15metres away "Thumb (we call him thumb because he's a big lanky streak a pish with a head shaped like a thumb) WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT ON YOUR NECK?!" the full shop went silent and everyone looked to see what was on his neck. "No seriously, what the fuck is that on your ne....oh wait, it's just your head"
 
Bob Loblaw said:
spastic is offensive in euroland?!?!
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Schoolchildren are evil and cruel creatures. An associated charity even changed it's name from The Spastic Society to some inoffensive blandness that I can't remember :\

It was usually combined with a tongue pushing out the lower lip, a kinda "urgnngh" noise and optional headslaps.

Mong, on the other hand, is a fine word with not a hint of political incorrectness :D
 
Lord bai dont look at me in that shape oh ignorance or il split ya in three whole halfs.

Scottish people wont think its very scottish but pffft..

...what do you lot know xP
 
Can't really compete with the Scots, but one of the best I've heard actually used up Noorf in England in a pub - "Here's a quid lad, go and buy yourself a life."
 
The scots have us english beat, they are on a new level of insults, putting us to shame :(
 
"cunt" is my favourite swear word.

It gets thrown about up here so casually too.

"one" is replaced with cunt.

e.g, anycunt wantin anythin from the shops, naecunt?
 
'reel ya neck in you horrible twat' works well if your from Newcastle/Sunderland
 
WeLoveSpace said:
"cunt" is my favourite swear word.

It gets thrown about up here so casually too.

"one" is replaced with cunt.

e.g, anycunt wantin anythin from the shops, naecunt?
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That's why I said there was an art to it, UKers can swear in any situation and it'll make sense and sound good lol. Thanks for posting guys all of them are hysterical :).
 
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