Let's hear some good insults

[smackcraft]

Your momas so fat that when she goes out for a meal she pays by invoices

 

[th3 s1aught3r]

Yo momma's so fat her cereal bowl comes with a lifeguard

 

[smackcraft]

You're so fat that when you go to the zoo, the elephants throw you peanuts.

 

[ructions]

'You can't piss down my back and tell me it's raining'. (A fave for telling dealers, when they try & sell you anything and everything that isn't the thing you want).

Hehehe!! That is brilliant!! I'm deffo going to use that one!! Yep, a few dealers spring to mind that i'm going to try it out on!!! Its a classic!!

 

[Spliff Politics]

You dry lunch cunt

 

[parttime crackhead]

Hehehe!! That is brilliant!! I'm deffo going to use that one!! Yep, a few dealers spring to mind that i'm going to try it out on!!! Its a classic!!

They can still stab you in the back & tell you you're bleeding though.

 

[strungout2010]

Your mums like a bowling ball , I take her up that ally , chuck 3 fingers up her , and she keeps rolling back for more.

 

[perfect haze]

100 greatest movie insults....
vol1:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PSEYXWmEse8

vol2:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pHWEZ_IjcSk

 

[maxalfie]

rude kid from Viz comic

Piss up a rope,fuck stick. Always loved that saying after reading it in Viz years ago.

 

[th3 s1aught3r]

Yo mommas minge looks like a bear trappers hat

 

[smackcraft]

I've seen people like you, but I had to pay admission!

As an outsider, what do you think of the human race?

Nice to see you on your feet. Who sent the derrick?

Better at sex than anyone, now all you needs is a partner.

Perhaps your whole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others.

Don't mind him. He has a soft heart and a head to match.

 

[welshmick]

Is there any chance your mouth bleeds every 28 days

 

[parttime crackhead]

Cunts are obviously reading the thread title wrong.

 

[bogman]

you got a fanny like a toasted cheese sandwich

 

[Scoobysnacks]

can i lend your face for halloween

 

[parttime crackhead]

One of my mates has just sent this to another mate on facebook.

You and hammy are like pinky and the brain these days. Driving about like a couple of donuts.

Ally; "what are we gonna do 2nite hammy?"

Hammy: "what we do every night ally, TRY TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD!"

 

[effie]

I was called a blithering idiot today. Liked that one :D

 

[Cambo]

You've got a fanny like a stab wound in a gorrilas back.

 

[strungout2010]

That goofy cunt ,,,, is the only boy I know, can eat a apple through a tenis racket.

 

[pinkpapaver]

yuh mom