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Sadie
Bluelight Crew
Some people are like clouds, once they fuck off, its a great day
Sadie
Bluelight Crew
Yer Maw's flaps have been banged shut more than barlinnie's doors
ChainsawWilliams
Bluelighter
She's got a gee like a wizards sleeve.
You. Cunt. Are a walking talking breed of some sort of gobshite ive never even come across. Dick. Head.
Said that to a mate of mine recently. Was quite proud of myself :D
You. Cunt. Are a walking talking breed of some sort of gobshite ive never even come across. Dick. Head.
Said that to a mate of mine recently. Was quite proud of myself :D
ChainsawWilliams
Bluelighter
That is gifted. Proper stealing that :D
Cornishman
Bluelighter
*yawn*
muttonchops
Bluelighter
You have a face like a bag of smashed clams
ChainsawWilliams
Bluelighter
You look like a dog chewing a wasp
strungout2010
Bluelighter
Iv been out on a 3 day bender , got home , gone to the toilet....
And shit out somthing that still looks & smells better then you do...!
And shit out somthing that still looks & smells better then you do...!
gavatron@oz
Bluelighter
For all your mates that think there massive-- 'ive seen bigger muscles on a sparrows knee cap'
for the ones that come to work monday talking about a fuck they pulled--'what was his name? '
when people fart right next to you.--' smells like dry seimen!' and if used on you ,counter with--' thats just the cum stuck in your nostril
On a tangent---for when u see a very,very tidy lady--'' id swim through a river of shit just to suck the cock of the last man who fucked that! '' that ones always a crowd pleaser..
On the same tangent,the old '' i'd pick the corn/sesame seeds out of her shit and eat them''
for the ones that come to work monday talking about a fuck they pulled--'what was his name? '
when people fart right next to you.--' smells like dry seimen!' and if used on you ,counter with--' thats just the cum stuck in your nostril
On a tangent---for when u see a very,very tidy lady--'' id swim through a river of shit just to suck the cock of the last man who fucked that! '' that ones always a crowd pleaser..
On the same tangent,the old '' i'd pick the corn/sesame seeds out of her shit and eat them''
xshivaspacetechnol
Bluelighter
Fuck-knuckle.
Need I say anymore?
I've got a few for the boy's / lad's, but that's for the cave-man style boy's night..not too appropriate for the sexy ladies on here's ears .. haha
Need I say anymore?
I've got a few for the boy's / lad's, but that's for the cave-man style boy's night..not too appropriate for the sexy ladies on here's ears .. haha
ChainsawWilliams
Bluelighter
strungout2010
Bluelighter
@ chainsaw W
That was just too much , nearly pissed my pants. Brilliant. !
That was just too much , nearly pissed my pants. Brilliant. !
ChainsawWilliams
Bluelighter
Love that bit from In Bruges when you can seem him get proper hurt when he calls his kids cunts lol
matt<3ketamine
Bluelighter
Your an inanimate fuckin object!!!!
