Dewsta26
Bluelighter
Hey there fellow bluelighters!
This is my first post so thanks for having me, i have read loads of reviews on here and i love the idea of spreading a greater knowledge to the masses!
OK so first things first, we recently had a drought (cannabis to be precise) and the only stuff i could seem to get hold of was that sugar skunk (just after the plants r cut they are sprayed with a sugar-water solution and then dryed. This results in the buds being coated in a layer of sugar, and in turn the weed weighing more so making more profit - the low life pricks!)
So in an attempt to get sum decent smoke i turned to the internet for legal alternatives. I was straight away bombarded with so called legal buds, smoking mixtures, resins and incenses all claiming to be as good as the real thing, if not better!
Now my sceptical mind kicked in straight away so i started searching for experiences that people had (not just the made up reviews that are posted by the site owners themselves lol) and one particular site kept on cropping up (this one btw!) and so i got reading and was dissapointed to hear that most people reported that they are a con, but as i delved deeper (and started taking notice of how old threads and posts actually were! - a thread 6 years old may not have much standing in the modern climate
) this is written 29 Jan 2011 btw! I started to read about 'spice' and 'K2' being really good but containing synthetic (man made) versions on THC, and unfortunatly by the time i was aware of them they were made illegal here in the UK. I was gutted... at first!
I then remember reading that if you shopped at a certain site based in the netherlands (the name is usually abbreviated into two letters- im sure if you search well enough through here you will find what i am talking about, i dont personally want to post the name here as it may be seem as i am advertising for them or something, and im not sure on rules about this- anyone in the know?) Anyway yeah this site, people were giving there legal incense a really good rating, other people were then saying that it is impossible to get the stoned feeling from anything other than real weed, and that more than likely the secret ingredient would be salvia???!!!!!!! Now i have smoked salvia 20x in a pipe and boy o boy its nothing like weed!! So this made me sceptical, and interested. I thought why not and ordered a few samples, i ordered samples because its all really the same price as really good weed on the street atm (about £10 a gram)
The 3 types i ordered 0.5grams of were as follows, and also with the list of ingredients as stated on the site itself (god knows if its true- they all look and smell very very similar!)
Bonzai (this is apparently there best seller)
Contains- Damiana, Coconut, Pink Lotus, Warrior Latra, Gyopar, Verbascus, Selena resins, aromatic extracts
SMOKE XXX
Contains- Baybean, Blue Lotus, Indian Warrior, Pink Lotus, Damiana, Maconha Brava, Marshmallow Althea, Blueberry, Strawberry, Wild Cherry, Vanilla Orchid.
and finally BOOM
Contains- Baybean, Blue Lotus, Indian Warrior, Pink Lotus, Damiana, Maconha Brava, Marshmallow Althea, Blueberry, Vanilla Orchid
Now i must add that i started smoking weed when i was about 12 (its not something to be proud of but on my estate growing up was about bein cool. and drugs were cool. dumb and sad, but true lol) and i have smoked near enough daily ever since, mostly resin the first few years and now strictly bud only. im 26 now so i hav got througha lot of bud over the years
and i also took speed quite a lot from 13 to 18, and started takin excstacy when i was 13 and really got to damn deep into it for years, extacy was my main drug of choice but i havent touched any uppers since i was about 21-22 they really take there toll on your ceretonin levels in ur brain over the years and make it impossible to feel any joy from anythin around you.trust me i know, i can still now go into major depressions just out of the blue. But then i used to take exstacy when pills were real pills, you would only need a quarter of a pill sometimes, if you double dropped you wud probably die! none of this culture of ''yeah yeah i took 15 pills lastnite, was wasted'' lol not when pills were PILLS. I here most X tabs r just speed and ket nowadays yumyum
Anyway i got off subject! I smoked weed for most of my life, its helped through times and hindered through times but it has always been consistent in my life and i can carry out a perfectly productive and positive life just fine, and, when i want
So i gotthese samples through post now and i had been waiting for about 1 1/2 weeks (2 long!) (it just so happened that the drought cleared up and i got some lovely 'Jack Herra' weed, stinks and tastes just like it smells 
lol but i got these samples through the post and was excited and sceptical and also eager to try so there i was before even making a coffee, putting this 'Bonzai' type in my budbong pipe- it, they all, look like the last lil immature buds of actual weed buds, but not quite, but they are all the same colour as weed maybe slightly lighter, smells like some herbal tea i remember smelling at my nans when i was really young, all types i got smelled and looked very similar, and was all ground up into perfect sprinkling size.
On first impressions i was very sceptical, it looked and smelled a bit like chinese tea! so i put about 1/7th of the bag in my pipe and lit it, the taste wasnt strong or unpleasant and although the smoke was a bit hot on the throat at first, it was easily bareable because the smoke wasnt dense.. or thick, if you know what i mean? so yea it went down quite nicely in about three long drags which i held each for about ten seconds before exhaling very little smoke.
now i felt like nothing different at first, i could feel a slight numbness to my back of mouth if anything, great i thought, then all of a sudden my body felt a lil wobbly, legs in particular, and i felt like the first time i ever did a rabbit (that what we used to call a waterfall bong- a 2 litre bottle with a small hole at the bottom that you can cover with your finger, hold hole fill with water, put foil cap on top add weed light and let go of hole and watch as creamy smoke curls into the bottle as the water drains out and creates suction, its a wonderous thing to watch, i remember my first 'rabbit' many years mago lol i was almost instantly the most stoned that i had ever been in my life heh heh so ye i swear im not lying that is how i felt this morning for a good few minutes i was sort of just pottering around the kitchen with a massive grin thinking i might throw a whitey! lol (i never actually thrown a whitey of just weed on its own- been sick a few times mixing weed and alcohol tho) but at the same time i couldnt believe that this stuff that is totally legal was giving me such a good high, it was amkin me giggle to myself and was entertaining making a cup of coffee, everything was a bit jelly like
and also it wasnt or isnt like the feeling off salvia, salvia is so different in so many different ways, i personally dont like salvia, i done it about 3-4 times always at a high strain and my 'trips' off it (i dont like saying its a trip because everytime i have tripped of shrooms or LSD its been a euphoric warm fuzzy happy experience, and salvia was just like being violently forced into a f~@~ing rollercoaster!) were nothing like the high i got from this legal shizzle.
After the initial kick of the high (bout ten minutes) it settled down into an almost perfect stoned feeling, it felt like i had just smoked a nice spliff to myself (something i do pften
) and this feeling must of lasted for the better part of an hour maybe a bit more, during this part of the high the 'stoned feeling' was very consistant, it didnt decrease at all, i was very impressed and kept laughing to myself at how close to a decent smoke this actually was while watching sum crappy morning tv, my chest didnt feel tight like sometimes after smoking from a pipe, i prefer joints myself usually nowadays.
The high then started to drop off and i fellt the familiar feeling of becoming more alert but still having the last clouds of weed in your head, lasted bout another 2 hours, wasnt unpleasant, no head aches twitches lol
Then i didnt have anymore till the evening when an excited friend of mine who i had told about my morning binge came round to sample some more with me- he hadnt smoked any weed since night before when he ran out but i did smoke a spliff of this lovely jack herra at around midday
He came round and i did him same portion 1/7th in a pipe and i took the same again after him, and waited, now this time i got very little of the major stoned feeling experienced this morning, and my mate didnt report any of it but admitted he was feeling very similar to stoned, and i definatly felt something close to high creeping up on me! i then rolled a spliff with about a 1/4 of the SMOKEXXX bag (you can get about 4 decent spliffs out of each of the 0.5gram of product i reckon) and we smoked it 2 drag pass,by the time we were a third down the spliff i was stoned again! honestly, i personally would definatly class how i was feeling as extremely close to being stoned from cannabis, just a lil something missing, not sure what but it isnt an important bit off the genuine weed high and it wasnt missed, i was jus aware not wanting.
And after that was smoked we sat and discussed it together, he said he would write on a blog (was telling him about this site) if asked, that it was a very good cannibus substitute and he smokes daily for most of his adult life 2.
Also usually when me and him get together we are just constantly rolling skunk spliff after spliff, but both agreed that we didnt need to smoke anymore and was over a hour before we did roll another fatty! I rolled a jack herra 1 this time tho and he left about a hour ago now.
So all in all If you get it from same place as i did, and they send u the same product as they sent me (that is labelled as legal worldwide) and you a experienced weed smoker like me
you would like this and it is worth trying! I think i will buy some more at some point, unless i develop a twitch or a schizoparanoid streak or any other weird side effects lol i will report if i do but i feel normal at the moment so so far so good 
I think that is enough writing for now, Have any of you tried these products or similar or anything? would be cool to chat and exchange experiences
Peace Love and Respect
This is my first post so thanks for having me, i have read loads of reviews on here and i love the idea of spreading a greater knowledge to the masses!
OK so first things first, we recently had a drought (cannabis to be precise) and the only stuff i could seem to get hold of was that sugar skunk (just after the plants r cut they are sprayed with a sugar-water solution and then dryed. This results in the buds being coated in a layer of sugar, and in turn the weed weighing more so making more profit - the low life pricks!)
So in an attempt to get sum decent smoke i turned to the internet for legal alternatives. I was straight away bombarded with so called legal buds, smoking mixtures, resins and incenses all claiming to be as good as the real thing, if not better!
Now my sceptical mind kicked in straight away so i started searching for experiences that people had (not just the made up reviews that are posted by the site owners themselves lol) and one particular site kept on cropping up (this one btw!) and so i got reading and was dissapointed to hear that most people reported that they are a con, but as i delved deeper (and started taking notice of how old threads and posts actually were! - a thread 6 years old may not have much standing in the modern climate
I then remember reading that if you shopped at a certain site based in the netherlands (the name is usually abbreviated into two letters- im sure if you search well enough through here you will find what i am talking about, i dont personally want to post the name here as it may be seem as i am advertising for them or something, and im not sure on rules about this- anyone in the know?) Anyway yeah this site, people were giving there legal incense a really good rating, other people were then saying that it is impossible to get the stoned feeling from anything other than real weed, and that more than likely the secret ingredient would be salvia???!!!!!!! Now i have smoked salvia 20x in a pipe and boy o boy its nothing like weed!! So this made me sceptical, and interested. I thought why not and ordered a few samples, i ordered samples because its all really the same price as really good weed on the street atm (about £10 a gram)
The 3 types i ordered 0.5grams of were as follows, and also with the list of ingredients as stated on the site itself (god knows if its true- they all look and smell very very similar!)
Bonzai (this is apparently there best seller)
Contains- Damiana, Coconut, Pink Lotus, Warrior Latra, Gyopar, Verbascus, Selena resins, aromatic extracts
SMOKE XXX
Contains- Baybean, Blue Lotus, Indian Warrior, Pink Lotus, Damiana, Maconha Brava, Marshmallow Althea, Blueberry, Strawberry, Wild Cherry, Vanilla Orchid.
and finally BOOM
Contains- Baybean, Blue Lotus, Indian Warrior, Pink Lotus, Damiana, Maconha Brava, Marshmallow Althea, Blueberry, Vanilla Orchid
Now i must add that i started smoking weed when i was about 12 (its not something to be proud of but on my estate growing up was about bein cool. and drugs were cool. dumb and sad, but true lol) and i have smoked near enough daily ever since, mostly resin the first few years and now strictly bud only. im 26 now so i hav got througha lot of bud over the years
Anyway i got off subject! I smoked weed for most of my life, its helped through times and hindered through times but it has always been consistent in my life and i can carry out a perfectly productive and positive life just fine, and, when i want
lol but i got these samples through the post and was excited and sceptical and also eager to try so there i was before even making a coffee, putting this 'Bonzai' type in my budbong pipe- it, they all, look like the last lil immature buds of actual weed buds, but not quite, but they are all the same colour as weed maybe slightly lighter, smells like some herbal tea i remember smelling at my nans when i was really young, all types i got smelled and looked very similar, and was all ground up into perfect sprinkling size.
On first impressions i was very sceptical, it looked and smelled a bit like chinese tea! so i put about 1/7th of the bag in my pipe and lit it, the taste wasnt strong or unpleasant and although the smoke was a bit hot on the throat at first, it was easily bareable because the smoke wasnt dense.. or thick, if you know what i mean? so yea it went down quite nicely in about three long drags which i held each for about ten seconds before exhaling very little smoke.
now i felt like nothing different at first, i could feel a slight numbness to my back of mouth if anything, great i thought, then all of a sudden my body felt a lil wobbly, legs in particular, and i felt like the first time i ever did a rabbit (that what we used to call a waterfall bong- a 2 litre bottle with a small hole at the bottom that you can cover with your finger, hold hole fill with water, put foil cap on top add weed light and let go of hole and watch as creamy smoke curls into the bottle as the water drains out and creates suction, its a wonderous thing to watch, i remember my first 'rabbit' many years mago lol i was almost instantly the most stoned that i had ever been in my life heh heh so ye i swear im not lying that is how i felt this morning for a good few minutes i was sort of just pottering around the kitchen with a massive grin thinking i might throw a whitey! lol (i never actually thrown a whitey of just weed on its own- been sick a few times mixing weed and alcohol tho) but at the same time i couldnt believe that this stuff that is totally legal was giving me such a good high, it was amkin me giggle to myself and was entertaining making a cup of coffee, everything was a bit jelly like
After the initial kick of the high (bout ten minutes) it settled down into an almost perfect stoned feeling, it felt like i had just smoked a nice spliff to myself (something i do pften
The high then started to drop off and i fellt the familiar feeling of becoming more alert but still having the last clouds of weed in your head, lasted bout another 2 hours, wasnt unpleasant, no head aches twitches lol
Then i didnt have anymore till the evening when an excited friend of mine who i had told about my morning binge came round to sample some more with me- he hadnt smoked any weed since night before when he ran out but i did smoke a spliff of this lovely jack herra at around midday
He came round and i did him same portion 1/7th in a pipe and i took the same again after him, and waited, now this time i got very little of the major stoned feeling experienced this morning, and my mate didnt report any of it but admitted he was feeling very similar to stoned, and i definatly felt something close to high creeping up on me! i then rolled a spliff with about a 1/4 of the SMOKEXXX bag (you can get about 4 decent spliffs out of each of the 0.5gram of product i reckon) and we smoked it 2 drag pass,by the time we were a third down the spliff i was stoned again! honestly, i personally would definatly class how i was feeling as extremely close to being stoned from cannabis, just a lil something missing, not sure what but it isnt an important bit off the genuine weed high and it wasnt missed, i was jus aware not wanting.
And after that was smoked we sat and discussed it together, he said he would write on a blog (was telling him about this site) if asked, that it was a very good cannibus substitute and he smokes daily for most of his adult life 2.
Also usually when me and him get together we are just constantly rolling skunk spliff after spliff, but both agreed that we didnt need to smoke anymore and was over a hour before we did roll another fatty! I rolled a jack herra 1 this time tho and he left about a hour ago now.
So all in all If you get it from same place as i did, and they send u the same product as they sent me (that is labelled as legal worldwide) and you a experienced weed smoker like me
I think that is enough writing for now, Have any of you tried these products or similar or anything? would be cool to chat and exchange experiences
Peace Love and Respect
