In a shocking investigation which will horrify parents, we sent a 14-year-old schoolgirl into new-age shop Zen at Moseley, Birmingham.
As opposed to a 14-year-old "non-school" girl? I love how they throw in the word schoolgirl to lend more of an innocent, child theme. It's the little adjectives that really make these sort of articles propaganda crap.
And the media likes to think they've made progress from the early days of the Hearst papers.