she's actually a closet lesbian that's been forced to hide her gayness from america lest thousands of girls suddenly pull a t.a.T.u and start experimenting with non traditional gender roles/cunnilingus
I can't sleep so I retread all 41 pages of this thread and all I can say is
Fuck vegan, I hate that guy. And smotpoker too! Here's to Ohio State losing to an SEC opponent for the rest of your life. And I miss my girls. Where is all the Kstew love? I'm on das iPad which makes posting pics impossible, but I'll post some more later.