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Knockin' boots! v. When wuz the last time you did the funky monkey?

^Ouch. he definitely counted it. I'm sure he won't be bragging about lasting 2 minutes though.

He must really like you...and also probably habitually stress masturbates. 2 minutes - those are the golden times, when you just have to laugh really hard at yourself. My worst was like 30 seconds, it was really awful at the time, but I just look back and laugh hard.

I played just the tip, until I worked out it was too sore, about 2 hours ago.
 
B1tO'RoughJack said:
^Ouch. he definitely counted it. I'm sure he won't be bragging about lasting 2 minutes though.

He must really like you...and also probably habitually stress masturbates. 2 minutes - those are the golden times, when you just have to laugh really hard at yourself. My worst was like 30 seconds, it was really awful at the time, but I just look back and laugh hard.

I played just the tip, until I worked out it was too sore, about 2 hours ago.
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The worst part is I'd had sex with him once before and he'd lasted about 2mn then as well. I dunno if he's just ridiculously into me or just gets laid that rarely but, man...he's not hot enough to get away with it, won't be happening again :|
 
Pagey said:
The worst part is I'd had sex with him once before and he'd lasted about 2mn then as well. I dunno if he's just ridiculously into me or just gets laid that rarely but, man...he's not hot enough to get away with it, won't be happening again :|
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in my abnormal psych class I learned that premature ejaculation is the most common sexual disorder for males in our age bracket and is a lot more prevalent than I thought.
 
I honestly don't think he has a premature ejaculation problem in the 'physical disorder' sense, he just gets...overly excited. Ha.
 
now I've overcome my delayed ejaculation problem. 20 minute sex? good to go. 1hr long? good to go. 10 minute quickie?(my arch nemesis) GOOD TO GO! :D feels good to be back in the saddle.
 
Pagey said:
The worst part is I'd had sex with him once before and he'd lasted about 2mn then as well. I dunno if he's just ridiculously into me or just gets laid that rarely but, man...he's not hot enough to get away with it, won't be happening again :|
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Hahaha yeah sounds like it's a bit of both, plus maybe the habitual quick jerk off too - if both times he has been a 2min wonder =D

There is another possibility which I only recognized in myself in hind sight, but I don't think that would apply to you - you're non slutty and very pretty, and generally a cool person - this option being he doesn't care about you having a good time, and just wants some release. So he doesn't mind how quick.

Probably not though, especially if he's also 18? I can't believe you 18! I thought you were a few years older...should've put 2 + 2 together when you told me you had just gone to uni though *duhh* :|
 
B1tO'RoughJack said:
Hahaha yeah sounds like it's a bit of both, plus maybe the habitual quick jerk off too - if both times he has been a 2min wonder =D

There is another possibility which I only recognized in myself in hind sight, but I don't think that would apply to you - you're non slutty and very pretty, and generally a cool person - this option being he doesn't care about you having a good time, and just wants some release. So he doesn't mind how quick.

Probably not though, especially if he's also 18? I can't believe you 18! I thought you were a few years older...should've put 2 + 2 together when you told me you had just gone to uni though *duhh* :|
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I'm 19, not 18 :p and he's 20 I think. But yes I think most people here seemed to be under the impression I was in my mid 20s aha.
That's possible tbh, he's not exactly the selfless type, quite the contrary...but still, considering he wants this to be a regular thing you'd think he'd make a bit of an effort!
 
nah not really. like if I was an asshole, I could imagine myself picking a really hot girl and then being selfish in bed, quite easily - if you are a sucker for it, then it's working even more for him...
Pagey said:
I'm 19, not 18 :p and he's 20 I think. But yes I think most people here seemed to be under the impression I was in my mid 20s aha.
That's possible tbh, he's not exactly the selfless type, quite the contrary...but still, considering he wants this to be a regular thing you'd think he'd make a bit of an effort!
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It doesn't really matter anymore coz you're blowing him off, no one with any self respect wants a crap shag, but maybe he did just wanna fuck a hot girl, and not have to make any effort - in the long run the joke's on him though because sex is way more mindblowing the more effort you put in - a simple orgasm is fucking shit in comparison with multis, extended orgasms etc.

Yesterday, I got the droga kobieto turned on in the kitchen while she was cooking, so she asked if I was gonna fuck her and I did - went upstairs and made her throw some shapes, very good shagging, and I didn't orgasm. I'm getting infinitely better at this one.
 
As mentioned, Not since New Year's Eve.

I'm going to wait until May. I'm taking care to NOT get laid void of meaning. And wouldn't it be the worst to catch some STI right before visiting my love... not taking that risk.
 
Mehr. It's been like 5 days since I've banged, and like a week and half since I've came. (Ms.G likes if I save it/wait for her...I think she likes the control and the sexual energy and general attention I pay to her when I'm all horny and the intensity of when I do cum with her...I'll indulge her and wait) But I'm thinking Thursday will be epic. Hopefully we'll do a very sex scene I have planned, and if not, we'll still have really hot, intense, passionate, amazing sex. I am counting down the minutes. Fuck she is awesome in bed...best partner I've ever had.

Still, it's not as bad as Cohesion...God damn girl...you are probably going kill the poor guy when you get your hands on him! Or at least give him dick blisters...lol...those fucking hurt...I've gotten them before from both MDPV induced 5 days-no sleep- sex and BDSM rampage and methamp induced wanking.

Yesterday, I got the droga kobieto turned on in the kitchen while she was cooking, so she asked if I was gonna fuck her and I did - went upstairs and made her throw some shapes, very good shagging, and I didn't orgasm. I'm getting infinitely better at this one.
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LOL...yeah, I'm good at that...I basically never cum from banging...I always hold back and make sure she can orgasm. Then most of the time she just smiles and tells not to wank and won't help wank and says wait til next time. It's sooo frustrating, but it's good self control exercise, and then next time, when she does get me off, it's fucking mind blowing and I literally spasm from it. Extended teasing and denial is epic and actually of fun, if you can get past the basic animal like urge to get off ASAP.
 
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