Kissing Cousins v.2 - Strategical Placement of Mistletoe

[ChemicallyEnhanced]

Wait, So now your just going to see what next xmas brings?

Oh hells no. I've added him on social media and I'll be seeing him at a family event on New Years :D

 

[ChemicallyEnhanced]

I'm so glad I'm not straight. Imagine if it was a female cousin I was planning on getting it on with and like 9 months later she gives birth to a monstrosity with 13 toes and a tail and fur.

 

[mal3volent]

I'm so glad I'm not straight. Imagine if it was a female cousin I was planning on getting it on with and like 9 months later she gives birth to a monstrosity with 13 toes and a tail and fur.

welcome to life in Appalachia

 

[F.U.B.A.R.]

welcome to life in Appalachia

Thing is, he was joking.

You're not.

 

[mal3volent]

Thing is, he was joking.

You're not.

the extra toes and body hair come in handy when you have to scale a mountain.

 

[Ds]

true story

 

[neversickanymore]

Update? so how festive is this season looking @ChemicallyEnhanced

 

[Jabberwocky]

I'm so glad I'm not straight. Imagine if it was a female cousin I was planning on getting it on with and like 9 months later she gives birth to a monstrosity with 13 toes and a tail and fur.

This was not clear right from the beginning of the thread I was already trying to come up with some kind of an awful joke about inbreeding!

I hope you see him again this Christmas, or that you have found yourself a nice boyfriend during this year already. Happy holidays

 

[ChemicallyEnhanced]

This was not clear right from the beginning of the thread I was already trying to come up with some kind of an awful joke about inbreeding!

I hope you see him again this Christmas, or that you have found yourself a nice boyfriend during this year already. Happy holidays

Aww, thanks

 

[relentlessgenjin]

First or second? In other words incest? Sorry I just got caught up so homosexual cousin banging doesn't count as incest?

 

[relentlessgenjin]

true story

One of the ones I turned off quickly didn't regret not finishing it

 

[arrall]

@ChemicallyEnhanced Any updates this year?

 

[ChemicallyEnhanced]

First or second? In other words incest? Sorry I just got caught up so homosexual cousin banging doesn't count as incest?

First cousin. And of course it counts, but morally I don't see how it's a problem as it's not like kids with thirteen toes and vestigial tails and scales

 

[ChemicallyEnhanced]

@ChemicallyEnhanced Any updates this year?

Don't know yet! Fingers crossed Santa won't be the only one coming this Christmas!

 

[mal3volent]

Don't know yet! Fingers crossed Santa won't be the only one coming this Christmas!

yeah for real... it's been centuries for poor Mrs. Claus

 

[ChemicallyEnhanced]

yeah for real... it's been centuries for poor Mrs. Claus

TBF she has SERIOUSLY let herself go. Last time he saw her naked, Santa said "Ho ho holy shit!"

 

[VerbalTruist]

@D's and I discussed this. We are left with the question: What’s wrong with kissing your cousin?

 

[xtcgrrrl]

 

[Pissed_and_messed]

@D's and I discussed this. We are left with the question: What’s wrong with kissing your cousin?

i have god damn hot cousin

 

[deficiT]

Who tf came up with this term and why does it exist