Jogger on Texas beach finds 55 pounds of cocaine

I honestly also can't relate to this dude lol.
If that was me i'd of lugged it home, stashed it under my bed and told no1. Lifetime supply of cocaine, use whenever you want, sell bits here and there whenever you need some disposable cash for something lol. Fuck me how could you give it to the pigs. But this is of course coming from the mind of a drug addict, user/abuser.

I can most definitely understand just pretending you didnt see it and keep jogging if you have a tight life and family, but fuck no would i help the cops, why would you want ANY involvement, i'd just keep joggin.
 
Obviousley youd keep a large amount to yourself but would you really want that much coke to yourself? I cant say your life would go uphill from there, you could sell here and there but then what you are selling and are giving the police a reason to watch you, then they find 555 pounds and then your life is over, id keep a key and stash it somewhere not related to me at all and if the reason arose to get it id dig it up.
 
What you readers dont know is that there were actually 56 pounds of cocaine, homeboy is joggin' his life out right now ;)
 
hah, even tho i hate coke, i would still take that burlap bag and run like hell home. Id buy a ton of baking soda and cook that shit up into some sweet ass rocks
 
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