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Jobseeker's Allowance Megathread ver. The Jeremy Kyle Fan Club

can i just say, jobseekers is the bomb. i spent years on that as well as 'incapacity allowance' etc. i even got a free flat that i stayed in for 2 years.
 
sounds like a great lifestyle choice, eh?

by the way lazyscience... from the rest of the taxpayers of the UK: YOU'RE WELCOME. ;)
 
felix said:
sounds like a great lifestyle choice, eh?

by the way lazyscience... from the rest of the taxpayers of the UK: YOU'RE WELCOME. ;)
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And not only that Felix, some of that aMT he's just bought is technically ours seeing as we gave him the money to get it.

And what's Dolescum doing with a credit card anyway come to think of it?
 
TheSpade said:
I didn't think the unemployed paid taxes. ;)
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sometimes they do. my tax was deferred for a year or two when i was working for the last company (had to sort out tax myself). so i might be 'between contracts' right now, but in January i had to write the taxman a cheque that brought tears to my eyes, and he'll be looking for another one in July. fucker.
 
Sounds like Clegg and Cameron have something nasty up their sleeves for doleyscum - they appear to want you to work a 40 hour week for your £64. Presumably picking up dogshit and what have you.
 
Yeah but this time I think they mean it. And the Liberals agree with them. It looks pretty fucking grim. Thankfully I'm currently employed so am out of their clutches.
 
I have a get out card I don't get paid anything off them so la de da I can watch em pick dogshit while I walk my dogs & make witty remarks as I pass them by whistling like I hadn't a care in the world
 
Ismene said:
Sounds like Clegg and Cameron have something nasty up their sleeves for doleyscum - they appear to want you to work a 40 hour week for your £64. Presumably picking up dogshit and what have you.
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there's already something similar when you've been unemployed for over 6 months you can be put into a 35hour a week course/on the job that's mandatory to get your dole
 
Anyone tells me to pick up dogshit and he'll recieve the top of my head at extreme velocity.

Of course - in reality I'll say "Yes sir" and start bending my aching fucking back towards the shit :\
 
the one i heard that was in operation now is working in a gardencentre where you get treat like shit for the equivalent of £1.80 an hour. then if you leave because of being treat like shit you can lose your benefit.
 
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