I've really done it now...

[CalicoCatLover]

Okay, so I went to the mental hospital and I was really agitated and hadn't slept in forever. The nurse admitting me and telling me to change my clothes asks me to show her everything below. I'm not used to this. What I mean is, I had taken my shirt off and traded it for theirs. Then they wanted the pants. So I took them off. Usually this is just enough, that the shirt just hangs over myself. Barely. Like just covering it up. I have been to the hospital before. They let me just do that.

But this, let's call her nurse ratched, demands I lift that little bit of shirt up and show her everything. Everything. She wouldn't just hand me the new pants. Before I knew it, I slapped her and pushed her away from me.

This stupid bitch actually calls the police and they hand me a court date for an assault charge. There's no way in hell I can get there. What the fuck...can you still tell your own side of the story even if you miss a court date and get a bench warrant for it? I have things to tell them and I'm pissed that I won't be able to find a ride.

 

[PtahTek]

.can you still tell your own side of the story

you will want to stay ahead of this and communicate to the clerk of court the hardship and impossibility of making it in person before the court date. they may be able (usually do) set something up like video or whatever. just stay in front dont get behind that 8 ball which is below....

bench warrant

this you do not want as there is no explaining or getting back out if this is issued for your detainment. no bond, no get out of jail free... the only time you will get a chance to explain anything to anyone that matters ya will be sitting waiting for a day to do so. could be hours... could be months or worse.

ed:
not a lawyer and this is not legal advice just my experience with the USA justice system

 

[CalicoCatLover]

you will want to stay ahead of this and communicate to the clerk of court the hardship and impossibility of making it in person before the court date. they may be able (usually do) set something up like video or whatever. just stay in front dont get behind that 8 ball which is below....

this you do not want as there is no explaining or getting back out if this is issued for your detainment. no bond, no get out of jail free... the only time you will get a chance to explain anything to anyone that matters ya will be sitting waiting for a day to do so. could be hours... could be months or worse.

ed:
not a lawyer and this is not legal advice just my experience with the USA justice system

You mean, set up with a video court I can actually get to? Closer to me?

 

[M!$TER-ED]

Defiantly seek legal advice, don't let this go. This needs your immediate attention. Keep us updated.

 

[PtahTek]

You mean, set up with a video court I can actually get to? Closer to me?

call the courthouse that you have been assigned, speak to clerk of court. explain the situation now; if that bench warrant is issued you either run for the rest of your life to avoid being captured or yer picked up and held until your day in front of a judge.

as stated above: seek an attorney even if it is court appointed.

but def call and speak to the clerk of court. this is a great start... at least you are communicating which signals cooperation.

best with all this i know its a mess but can be cleaned up.
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[Zopiclone bandit]

Okay, so I went to the mental hospital and I was really agitated and hadn't slept in forever. The nurse admitting me and telling me to change my clothes asks me to show her everything below. I'm not used to this. What I mean is, I had taken my shirt off and traded it for theirs. Then they wanted the pants. So I took them off. Usually this is just enough, that the shirt just hangs over myself. Barely. Like just covering it up. I have been to the hospital before. They let me just do that.

But this, let's call her nurse ratched, demands I lift that little bit of shirt up and show her everything. Everything. She wouldn't just hand me the new pants. Before I knew it, I slapped her and pushed her away from me.

This stupid bitch actually calls the police and they hand me a court date for an assault charge. There's no way in hell I can get there. What the fuck...can you still tell your own side of the story even if you miss a court date and get a bench warrant for it? I have things to tell them and I'm pissed that I won't be able to find a ride.

1) Never get sent to jail if you can't stand showing your vagina off for a second is all I can say.
2) Get over it, all you are is a body that will soon be nothing but rotten meat & then dust, I know people who have joined a niche "Hindu" order & had to walk around naked for 6 months to break their Ego & get over this love of the body.
3) I Have no idea how USA Court systems work but over here you jump bail the Court will NOT be pleased when you finally go in front of them, if you don't go you can expect some time in Jail as The Judge will be pissed off at you.
4) You AREN'T in a UFC Octagon so why you raising your hand to people? You are lucky the Nurse didn't knock you flat on your arse or have you tied up & injected with something potent as I've seen both things happen when in a Mental Health Unit after I went mad smoking a-PVP

 

[CalicoCatLover]

Im going to

1) Never get sent to jail if you can't stand showing your vagina off for a second is all I can say.
2) Get over it, all you are is a body that will soon be nothing but rotten meat & then dust, I know people who have joined a niche "Hindu" order & had to walk around naked for 6 months to break their Ego & get over this love of the body.
3) I Have no idea how USA Court systems work but over here you jump bail the Court will NOT be pleased when you finally go in front of them, if you don't go you can expect some time in Jail as The Judge will be pissed off at you.
4) You AREN'T in a UFC Octagon so why you raising your hand to people? You are lucky the Nurse didn't knock you flat on your arse or have you tied up & injected with something potent as I've seen both things happen when in a Mental Health Unit after I went mad smoking a-PVP

Imo the nurse should have used mental health means (shot, spit hood, etc) to subdue me and chalk it up to her job.

I think I have a legit reason to give the judge. I think I have PTSD. Various shit...rather not talk about. I have to request a virtual hearing cause it's a car ride out and I'm stuck on the bus....getting some bus money together then calling them. ;_;

 

[Zopiclone bandit]

think I have a legit reason to give the judge. I think I have PTSD. Various shit

it won't hold any water in Court.
I cannot express this bluntly enough, it's a fool who thinks they are above the Law.
Please take it from someone who has been in cells and had various Court dates they will come for you if you jump bail and will lock you up.

you're a Yank I assume, you'll do 30 days in County lockup and it'll not be nice to experience.

ignore my hard lived advice at your own peril.

 

[CalicoCatLover]

it won't hold any water in Court.
I cannot express this bluntly enough, it's a fool who thinks they are above the Law.
Please take it from someone who has been in cells and had various Court dates they will come for you if you jump bail and will lock you up.

you're a Yank I assume, you'll do 30 days in County lockup and it'll not be nice to experience.

ignore my hard lived advice at your own peril.

That's funny because I think having been raped more than once and them putting a goddamned male nurse in the room ought to stand on it own just fine

 

[Zopiclone bandit]

That's funny because I think having been raped more than once and them putting a goddamned male nurse in the room ought to stand on it own just fine

nothing "funny" about it imho.

ok go ignore my advice and jump bail then try to cry mercy with a Judge and see where you end up.

I cannot be arsed with this, you clearly been in jail more times than I have, have jumped bail before like I have, been held on remand like I have.

You go jump bail then and flee to country that won't send you back, I heard North Korea don't send people back and Communist China are another.

You clearly lived more of an illegal life than I have and know better.

just make sure you wire the bail fee to the co-signer on your bond or they will be up for the full amount plus 20% on top for taking the fucking piss with the bail company.

I wish you luck with it.

 

[Zopiclone bandit]

That's funny because I think having been raped more than once and them putting a goddamned male nurse in the room ought to stand on it own just fine

you are living in cloud coocoo land as my Nan would say.
the judge isn't going to give a single second to that rape / male nurse sob story, The law says one thing and ONE THING ONLY!!!!!!!

I can clearly tell you never been in the legal system on criminal charges yet in your life, what you said will literally be laughed out of Court, that's a promise and it's also nothing funny as your ass will be right off to County pen for 30 days at the least.

 

[CalicoCatLover]

nothing "funny" about it imho.

ok go ignore my advice and jump bail then try to cry mercy with a Judge and see where you end up.

I cannot be arsed with this, you clearly been in jail more times than I have, have jumped bail before like I have, been held on remand like I have.

You go jump bail then and flee to country that won't send you back, I heard North Korea don't send people back and Communist China are another.

You clearly lived more of an illegal life than I have and know better.

just make sure you wire the bail fee to the co-signer on your bond or they will be up for the full amount plus 20% on top for taking the fucking piss with the bail company.

I wish you luck with it.

What the hell are you talking about? I said I have no car ride where the court is so I'm requested virtual court? I've never had to use anything like a bond, any time I dealt with the law I used my words and they released me. Obvs this means they never found the drugs lol

 

[CalicoCatLover]

you are living in cloud coocoo land as my Nan would say.
the judge isn't going to give a single second to that rape / male nurse sob story, The law says one thing and ONE THING ONLY!!!!!!!

I can clearly tell you never been in the legal system on criminal charges yet in your life, what you said will literally be laughed out of Court, that's a promise and it's also nothing funny as your ass will be right off to County pen for 30 days at the least.

Are you fucking retarded

 

[CalicoCatLover]

You're an offensive piece of shit, your crackwhore mother didn't raise you right

 

[Zopiclone bandit]

Are you fucking retarded

possibly

your crackwhore mother didn't raise you right

she was actually a heroin addict FYI.
just so we are clear on this matter, she may well have been a crack whore too but crack wasn't around when I was born in the 1980's

 

[paranoid android]

Im going to

Imo the nurse should have used mental health means (shot, spit hood, etc) to subdue me and chalk it up to her job.

I think I have a legit reason to give the judge. I think I have PTSD. Various shit...rather not talk about. I have to request a virtual hearing cause it's a car ride out and I'm stuck on the bus....getting some bus money together then calling them. ;_;

You could get a lawyer and sue them. Its alot easier to sue i the US then Canada

 

[Ki3ly]

You're an offensive piece of shit, your crackwhore mother didn't raise you right

WoW. Actually his Advice is EXACTLY how it is though. lol.

 

[Zopiclone bandit]

You're an offensive piece of shit, your crackwhore mother didn't raise you right

you have an issue with crack whores?
damn you ever known any? I have and the most nasty ho with missing teeth who uses 2ml to shoot into her groin had more logic in her menstrual pad than you have in your whole body.

 

[Ki3ly]

You could get a lawyer and sue them. Its alot easier to sue i the US then Canada

A Lawyer will at least get you through the proceedings. Or however they call it.

 

[Zopiclone bandit]

WoW. Actually his Advice is EXACTLY how it is though. lol.

thank you!!!!!!
she just having some woke breakdown and can't accept the fact her bullshit will be laughed outta Court.

let the idiot go cry mental health to the judge and see her ass down in The County Farm in West Virginia working under the blazing sun for 14 hours a day.

maybe those woke tears will cool her off a bit when it's 95% humidity and the moron has to do hard manual labour for the first time in her life.