matt<3ketamine
Bluelighter
You ate too many blues & passed out while they slapped your wee willy about going "What is wrong? What is wrong?".
fuckin priceless



You ate too many blues & passed out while they slapped your wee willy about going "What is wrong? What is wrong?".
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Today 00:12
Swear to fucking god mate. I'm catching a bus to your's just to fix your fucking Bluelight clock!!!!!
My last few days have been pretty heavy, drinking sessions that never end, sleep for a few hours then repeat. Was heading home from the bar last night for an early night, bump into this thai bird outside the guesthouse who I'd seen around a few time, she lived and worked there. I made some daft comment when pissed / vallied out my nut the other day about her crazy hair (Thai birds always have straight hair hers was curly) and that was the extent of our conversation up until last night. We chat for a bit and she asks me to go sit in the gardens with her, these gardens are fucking stunning, right on the river kwai was eerie as fuck in the dark. We sit and speak for about half n hour then I say I'm going to bed, uninvited she follows me to my room, strips off on my bed and starts playing with her tiny little thai cock, after a few minutes i decide to slip my little nipper into his tight little coiled hoop and she groans like a dying giraffe, I grab her plastic tits with excitement and spray my trouser yoghurt right up her stinky avenue. Talk about a handshake leading to a happy ending. This country is fucking bonkers. I looked like fucking shit yesterday, hadn't slept from night before, well overdue a shave, hadn't showered for about 2 days and still I'm getting my hole without putting any effort in. This is the absolute fucking norm over here too, been hanging with these 3 English blokes last few days and all got similar stories, birds just throwing themselves at them. Two of these English lads have been double teaming any bird one of them pulls. Nutters.
Edited for truth, dont bump the old friday thread its illegal! Anyway spadey maybe im a bit jealous
Edited for truth, dont bump the old friday thread its illegal! Anyway spadey maybe im a bit jealous