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It's FRIDAY, according to the Bluelight clock it is anyway...

Early friday for meeeeeeeee no work tomorrow, popped a vallie, hoofed some MXE and feeling comfortably wonky as fuck. everything is electric
 
YellowPolkaDotHalo said:
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Hahaha, honestly it was SWIM. I can say, hand on heart, I have never paid a hooker for anything. Not even in Amsterdam & some of them were absolutely SMOKING!!!! I was too stoned & para to consider these things, plus I had the wee thought in the back of my head saying "This bird might be tidy, you can ride her, but you're going to regret it big time!"

Like when you have a right mocket mephedrone wank, one of those 8 hour efforts, then at the end the realisation sets in that you've just spent 8 hours downloading porn & punishing your cock while shoving drugs up your nose & you just feel mocket. I reckon shagging a hooker would be like that, it would be great at the time but immediately afterwards the realisation that you were probably sweaty wee cock number 15 to enter her that day would set in.

Edit - In fact, what am I talking about "8 hours"?? Probably more like 18 haha.
 
watch it crackheeed, this threads about to close, it's next friday in 35 minutes.

might start one :D

IT'S NEXT FRIDAY ALREADY, NEARLY.
 
My last few days have been pretty heavy, drinking sessions that never end, sleep for a few hours then repeat. Was heading home from the bar last night for an early night, bump into this thai bird outside the guesthouse who I'd seen around a few time, she lived and worked there. I made some daft comment when pissed / vallied out my nut the other day about her crazy hair (Thai birds always have straight hair hers was curly) and that was the extent of our conversation up until last night. We chat for a bit and she asks me to go sit in the gardens with her, these gardens are fucking stunning, right on the river kwai was eerie as fuck in the dark. We sit and speak for about half n hour then I say I'm going to bed, uninvited she follows me to my room, strips off on my bed and starts playing with herself. Talk about a handshake leading to a happy ending. This country is fucking bonkers. I looked like fucking shit yesterday, hadn't slept from night before, well overdue a shave, hadn't showered for about 2 days and still I'm getting my hole without putting any effort in. This is the absolute fucking norm over here too, been hanging with these 3 English blokes last few days and all got similar stories, birds just throwing themselves at them. Two of these English lads have been double teaming any bird one of them pulls. Nutters.

Walking down the street 10 mins ago in BKK when someone shouts my name, it was a Swedish guy I met in a hostel in Brazil. I've got the offer of dinner and drinks with a bird for tonight or alternatively go out for a night of debauchery with these 2 English boys and the Swede. Tomorrow been invited to a party by an English guy living here, Sunday got a bird wanting to meet, Monday a bird wants to take me to the beach. At some point I need to sleep, never did catch up with it from arriving. Oh well, another day! :D
 
TheSpade said:
My last few days have been pretty heavy, drinking sessions that never end, sleep for a few hours then repeat. Was heading home from the bar last night for an early night, bump into this thai bird outside the guesthouse who I'd seen around a few time, she lived and worked there. I made some daft comment when pissed / vallied out my nut the other day about her crazy hair (Thai birds always have straight hair hers was curly) and that was the extent of our conversation up until last night. We chat for a bit and she asks me to go sit in the gardens with her, these gardens are fucking stunning, right on the river kwai was eerie as fuck in the dark. We sit and speak for about half n hour then I say I'm going to bed, uninvited she follows me to my room, strips off on my bed and starts playing with her tiny little thai cock, after a few minutes i decide to slip my little nipper into his tight little coiled hoop and she groans like a dying giraffe, I grab her plastic tits with excitement and spray my trouser yoghurt right up her stinky avenue. Talk about a handshake leading to a happy ending. This country is fucking bonkers. I looked like fucking shit yesterday, hadn't slept from night before, well overdue a shave, hadn't showered for about 2 days and still I'm getting my hole without putting any effort in. This is the absolute fucking norm over here too, been hanging with these 3 English blokes last few days and all got similar stories, birds just throwing themselves at them. Two of these English lads have been double teaming any bird one of them pulls. Nutters.
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Edited for truth, dont bump the old friday thread its illegal! Anyway spadey maybe im a bit jealous
 
Lol @ matt's edit, absolutely excellent work man! =D

Today I'm gonna work out, go see my pals, pick up another couple vials and some more vallies, a sample of meph (which I will b staying away from til sunday). Then out for drinks, dinner and a movie with this bird. Probably do the romantic bit and walk her home then get home and bosh some ketamines. Yes sounds good.

Tomorrow possible drinking sesh with the lads!
 
friday at last and glad i booked a day off work =D

last nights random MXE experiene was weird but amazing, felt like i had become a messiah or something and reached some level of enlightenment, upped the dose further than usual, didn't hole and lose myself but became at one, at peace everything melted together, all thoughts silenced into one perfect moment of "being". it seemed to lack the usual euphoria but it was awesome. woke up today feeling a bit groggy and realized i was slightly dehydrated, drank litres of water and it sorted it out, feeling ontop of the world, productive but not overly manic, feel on the spot, motivated, sharp. awesome stuff. excellent

loving the beautiful weather despite the cold, mates birthday tonight, should be a good day. heathy dinner done, gotta go fix parents car n clean mine, might venture into town to get some new clothes n see some people then get the booze onnnnnnnn
 
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