Television It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia

[ions]

I’d link the vid but my phone isn’t capable but here’s a Charlie Kelly original I dedicate to the mods of yesteryear.

There's a spider (spider, spider)
He's deep in my soul (soul, soul)
He's lived here for years (years, years)
And he just won't let goHe's laying aroundHe's got a mean biteNow he's ready to fight...And stand up for what he knows...I don't need your trophies or your goldI just want to tell you allGo fuck yourselves...Go fuck yourselves...Go fuck yourselves...I really mean to tell youFuck you motherfuckersI don't need you in my bar...

 

[ions]

 

[ions]

Because you are crackheads, children.

 

[ions]

If you need suggestions on what to put on your dating profile @QTpi

 

[mtu mwendawazimu]

If you need suggestions on what to put on your dating profile @QTpi

I said

No games - just a bit quirky.

Then lied about wanting to take it slow.

Then made a joke and put a peace sign.

....milk steak!

 

[mtu mwendawazimu]

@ions - no joke some busty black girl wants to fuck my ass and I agreed were tryna meet up.

 

[mtu mwendawazimu]

Now you can never call me racist

 

[ions]

Magnets and ghouls will get the girl. @QTpi

 

[mtu mwendawazimu]

Magnets and ghouls will get the girl. @QTpi

I give up these bitches aren't fun/crazy enough.

I'd rather have a blue light bitch any day of the week.

 

[ions]

You don't want to turn 40 and still tend bar. @QTpi Read The Game. You'll find cheese in zero seconds flat.

If it sells it, The D.E.N.N.I.S. system is based on this book.

 

[mtu mwendawazimu]

You don't want to turn 40 and still tend bar. @QTpi Read The Game. You'll find cheese in zero seconds flat.

If it sells it, The D.E.N.N.I.S. system is based on this book.

If heard of it; got the gist.

Treat pretty women like shit etc I already treat everyone like shit inadvertently. I just have no follow through. It's hard for me to feign interest in people that I have no interest in. I'd bang 'em, but IDK if we'd vibe

 

[EphemeralOutlet141]

If heard of it; got the gist.

Treat pretty women like shit etc I already treat everyone like shit inadvertently. I just have no follow through. It's hard for me to feign interest in people that I have no interest in. I'd bang 'em, but IDK if we'd vibe

Do you sometimes carry around a piece of onion in your pocket in case you need to imitate sadness during human interaction?

Oi! Oi! Oi! Oi! Oi!

 

[ions]

Citrus masks the taste of a dirty penis.

 

[SuperPsych]

Do you sometimes carry around a piece of onion in your pocket in case you need to imitate sadness during human interaction?

Oi! Oi! Oi! Oi! Oi!

I saw an Onion! I saw an onion!

 

[ions]

How much cheese is too much cheese to eat before a date?

 

[deficiT]

BEAK!

 

[Mr.feelgood]

Because of the Implication....

 

[ions]

I'm a 5 star man!

 

[ions]

*Deflect
Shutup Bird.

 

[ions]

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