Invent a sex act

[P A]

I'm not entirely sure I would but then again Im not sure I would not.

Exactly. %)

 

[jones-in_J]

I found a link for the dick splitting thing. I originally found out about it when i first looked into getting my dick pierced. Enjoy accompanying pics

http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Penile_subincision

 

[jones-in_J]

Wait this is what it is actually

http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Genital_bisection


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[jones-in_J]

The one and only way you can say you hang to the left and the right. If this pic is againdt rules tell me ill remove

Edit- i dont wanma get any more formal warnings and start working on ban points so i took pic down but links still there so go to URL at ur own risk

 

[Edvard Munch]

Everything is cooler than my posts. This is the emo section. Your science is invalid here.

Don't bullshit me. Science trumps even Mariposa's little Astrology club, the second greatest force of nature.

 

[Ronnie84]

Why oh why would u want to split your own dick in half? There are some fucked up kids out there...

 

[jones-in_J]

You dont just wake up some days and wanna take a meat cleaver to your johnson??

 

[P A]

Why oh why would u want to split your own dick in half? There are some fucked up kids out there...

Why not?

Double your pleasure, double your fun!

 

[Busty St Clare]

The Sunday Afternoon Special

Sit up right on the sofa, while your naked partner straddles your lap. Lean in and start nibbling her ear while watching the football over her shoulder. As you do this whisper, "Ride me, ride me hard until halftime. Then I need to get up and take a piss". Expert bonus points if you can still man handle a beer and take a swig.

NSFW:

Enjoying foreplay head

 

[Australopithecus]

I still can't get over fact dick splitting is real!

Apparently they tend to curve into each other but still get stiff and ejeculate. However, looking at the pictures of mutilated penis I've reconsidered my earlier stance of maybe into hell fuck shit no!

My cock hurts just thinking about it.

Some men carry about a tube for pissing others squat still others use their ball sacks to create a funnel to piss through.

 

[jones-in_J]

Yea its gross

I cant beliwve no one commented on the sex moves i saidd, i thought they were pretty hilarious and was expecting people to enjoy them more lol

 

[Australopithecus]

Punching your girl during sex.
It's funny how many people recommend doing this.

 

[jones-in_J]

Speakimg of hitting ur girl

White dragonn-

Cum in ur girls mouth then smack her in the back of the head so it comes outta her nose

Theres also the black dragon

Ll leave to ur imagination wjat that entails